roasted chestnut

great honking dyke

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

mark s #severance

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

I saw the Aretha Franklin biopic here and when I went to use the washroom afterwards someone was blowing it up so bad I thought I was being pranked

[sheldon @sheldonr_ca]

watching backrooms at international village core

[yello !!! @fagbtch2006LOL]

and for the lady, perhaps THE BIGGEST BEER TO EVER EXIST

[Reductress @Reductress]

'They Did This on an Episode of Glee,' Whispers Woman About to Have Gay Sex: https://t.co/SjQi1FP4HS

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

I AM EMPLOYED AND I HAVE A SMOKING HOT GF LIFE IS WORTH LIVING RAHHHHHHHH

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

Is it illegal to make a 2D animated movie?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’)

The film follows a private inspector drawn into a case involving aliens & murder all in the alternate futuristic city Metropia.

(Source: @empiremagazine)

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

Happy Pride Month!

[白 @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

canadian bread settlement just hit my account

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

@1800clockit

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

i feel like her every time i set foot in sephora

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

happy Mother’s Day <3

[n x d @nxd1979]

The Lady Chablis

[masha @masha_slp]

Whenever a pretty person is funny you just know they either have a lot of weird family shit going on or they used to be kinda fat or both

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

speaking from experience, this is how hags talk about their gays

[ali @probablyalissa]

My steak too juicy my lobster too buttery my bigs too natural

[roasted chestnut @MaddyChestnut]

@jzux they should be at the country club

[vampire mommy @werewolfstepdad]

Oh you're Catholic with a praise kink??? Should we throw a party? Should we invite St. Peter??