may

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[may @MaddyGaul]

@TeamYouTube @jwood5220 What about multi-view? My Sunday ticket is only showing 1v1 options and no option to add multiview

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

the two genders are march madness and summertime sadness

[☆ Ri @RiAnimator]

Boomers grew up w david bowie but hate gay people

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Aspirations

[GL @gldivittorio]

If we go back into full lockdown all winter I'm starting hard drugs or becoming a flat earther or something I cannot do this again fully aware

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized i haven’t climbed a tree in years. perhaps those days are in the past. guess i’ll just check my fucking credit score or something

[trash jones @jzux]

my brain when someone else talks for 2+ minutes straight: wow love this story they’re telling!

my brain when i talk for 2+ minutes straight: everyone in this room wants to set me on fire

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

now that steve from blues clues apologized i can begin to work on my issues with men

2021 is about healing

[helena riley @freshhel]

Bo burnham is sooo hot in like a if we worked ar a restaurant together

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

!!!! Minnesota at 61% vaccination rate, closing in on 70% goal!

[sourpatchkidd @hott_wasabi]

Normalize admitting that you care. Being nonchalant all the time is overrated