Madalyn

retweeting memes and bitchin' about life

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

My health insurance provider emailed me back pain relief tips on my 31st birthday ☠️☠️☠️

[portgas d. trace @traceyfanclub]

if i ever get rich, you won’t know but there will be signs

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

@WanderinDerWelt Matt sent this to us in the group chat and told us he got it from you 😂😂😂 We died lolll. I mean the Muppets are classic and will not hear otherwise 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

It isn’t Christmas if I’m not explaining that Miss Piggy and The Golden Girls are Gay Icons while we watch A Muppets Christmas Carol. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

What else am I supposed to watch while wrapping presents?? Harry Potter it is lol

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

Millennial movies playing on TV at 3 AM during Christmas is how I know I’m an adult.

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

No laws when it comes to Thanksgiving weekend. All I’ve eaten today was popcorn, Auntie Ann’s pretzels, and a slice of chocolate pie.

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

the way I forced my friends to watch this at Friendsgiving and it was even better than I remembered https://t.co/f5v00pGmDo

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

My apt can’t decide if it has power or not jfc

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me going to bed on an empty stomach bc i was too lazy to cook for myself

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I could never handle living in a minimalist space. where would I store my gadgets and gizmos aplenty? my whosits and whatsits galore? what about all twenty of my thingamabobs? it’s simply not realistic.

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

My friends found me in crowd when seeing my pale legs. That’s impressive considering we were at the Irish festival 😅

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

Girl Dinner 🎀

[Madalyn @MaddySchaef]

Would it be fun to dress up in Barbiecore while getting a ticket to Oppenheimer and vice versa? 🤣

[sora @sunnynacia]

some ppl don't get this. a lot of women were convinced they should hate pink bc of all the misogynist stigma associated with it so its nice to see pink become popular again & to wear it without fear of seeming dumb or childish or not being taken seriously all because of a color

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

i need miley cyrus to tell me which britney song was on