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Big Ballin and Shot Callin

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@Dannys_space Cause when I look at you I see you for who you truly are - which is OOOGLAYYYYY

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@sethrogenszn Danggggg well it was worth a shot lol

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@Dannys_space Quite literally me today

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@sethrogenszn I would throw myself out of the window

[Omi Dinamita (Bro/Them) @G0thCrocs]

Yo después de ver El Apagón

[MP @Maddy_P24]

Nothing like having your eyebrow lady roast you - truly humbling

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@xoxJessica_Lynn LITERALLY 🥲

[MP @Maddy_P24]

The fact that they have Zoey 101 as Retro TV on Netflix - insulting

[MP @Maddy_P24]

I——- no words 😶

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

John Bolton: “As someone who has helped plan coups de etat — not here but, you know, other places — it takes a lot of work”

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@sethrogenszn They were covering all of their bases

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@xoxJessica_Lynn No. You do

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@sethrogenszn Nooo omg the worst

[MP @Maddy_P24]

@sethrogenszn Agreed booo they couldn’t wait until after July wtf

[MP @Maddy_P24]

The only thing that would make the POLITCO news shocking to me is if Roberts sent the opinion.

[MP @Maddy_P24]

If someone would take and pass my finals that would be great

[MP @Maddy_P24]

I’m really tired of The Slap but the memes are too good