mtayl

official spirit animal of fred armisen

[mtayl @MadiDarla]

Jean Valjean got more time for stealing a loaf of bread than Brock Turner did for rape...

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

They are treating this man like he was a war hero, my goodness this administration is a joke

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

you can tell who was young enough to get mass shooter training in school and who wasn’t

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

they’re calling for the arrest of the etsy witches like it’s the salem witch trials 😭

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Oh he's had a stroke

[KOLLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE BITCH @KolleenCarney]

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

I bet it was one of Caleb Hearon’s she/they shooters

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

in america we destroy them to keep the prices high

[SabrinaUpdates @charts_sabrina]

“Coachella see you back here when I headline” queen of manifesting yet again

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[mary 🐾 @HAUNTEDBRINA]

sabrina carpenter get your ass on the phone

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

bringing out this post yet again

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

When you try to remove a piece of art and accidentally make it better.

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

And guess how he found out..?

His landlord tried to evict him and during the court proceeding, his tenant attorney told him he actually doesn’t even need to leave because the apt’s rent stabilized and he’s been paying $1k extra a month.

WHEEEWWWW!!

[Gregg Nunziata @greggnunziata]

This is actually a bad metric. It indicates legislative impotence and aspiring authoritarianism. It's a mark of a terrible presidency

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

good. the general public is cruel to them for no reason. she deserves her moment

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

The golden age of the pedo.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

no i don’t think i will