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hippie momma, she/her

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This is why I can't record them with their knowledge.

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That water was COLD but we came to slay.

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Its giving golden retriever and black cat

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Today was the best day. The bitch is getting hitched.

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Gets up early to plug hot rollers in.

Gets up at normal time to find hot rollers have come unplugged. 🙃

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Venue, bar, photographer, and catering booked? This is starting to feel legit 😬👰‍♀️

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My tattoo artist just text me and said next session he wants me to tattoo him.

Brb, crying and throwing up.

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Not opening every day has made it extremely difficult to open on Saturdays

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If you're the type of person who gives out fun dip to children for holidays, you're a menace to society and I hate you.

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My kids love the Lord of the Rings. Am I surprised? No. Am I thrilled? Absolutely.

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Just out here eating my silly little salads, moving up in my silly little career, living my silly little life.

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I present to you, my best friend

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ASM status FINALLY 🖤🤘🏻

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Build a green house with your astrological placements

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Lifetime, I feel connected to him and my ancestral line when putting out the tomtes for Christmas, practicing hygge, and now learning how to make lefse. 🇸🇪 the motherland calls me home.

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I've always been fascinated with my Scandinavian heritage, but lately, leaning into and learning more about my Swedish roots has become a huge part of coping with the loss of my grandfather (third gen swedish immigrant). Even though we didn't really practice these things in his

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I grew up idolizing Martha May Whovier and I haven't changed.

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Hudson: "mom when was the first Christmas?"
Me: "I don't know, a very very long time ago"
Hudson: "oh so probably like 1999"

What even 😐

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Worked so hard on Mango sweet rice for a special dessert for my kids. Just for hudson to tell me it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever eaten.