Madi

World’s Okayest Science Teacher 🦈 she/her #blm

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

@heyim_sam 🔥

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

The twitter refresh sound has a threatening aura according to my dog who is absolutely losing her shit.

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

I just found out that every morning when my husband gets ready for work he drapes a headband over my eyes before he turns on the lights so as to not disturb me. Listen up people: #IfHeWantedToHeWould #GoldenRetrieverHusband

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

Acting is tough... BUT teaching is like putting on 6 improv shows a day, where the audience talks and constantly interrupts you, and the audience has to pass a test at the end to ensure that they were paying attention.

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

@jakepaul Did we watch the same fight?

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

I aspire to have the confidence of a radical conspiracy theorist deeming an expert in any particular field a moron without any evidence to back it up.

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

@AdamKreifels Agreed. It’s all about limiting casualties

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

That pipeline was going to do nothing but help line the pockets of billionaires, cause a cascade of environmental disasters, and allow further destruction to Native lands. Fight me. #KeystonePipeline

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

#AGLS This is how this family does sports #TeamRogue #TeamComplexity #AHouseDivided

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

@nishatheegoat YESSS!!!!!!

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

I was sitting in the driveway eating a chicken sandwich and my Instacart groceries got delivered. I didn’t want the driver to know I was sitting in the driveway so I ducked down with my sandwich and she saw me trying to hide. I can die now. #Icandienow #DQsandwich #instacart

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

I see so many people completely belittling the BLM and saying horrible things about it. Going so far as to “load up my magazines and be ready”. What did the Bureau of land management do to you? Surely they don’t mean Black Lives Matter or they would say it correctly, right? 🧐

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

My fiancé is currently reading me off the @IGN list of best games to get lost in during quarantine while I’m in the restroom as the video plays. #thatslovebitch #foundmyperson

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

I treat the external threat of the virus with outside alcohol and I treat the depressing reality of my own personal Groundhog Day with inside alcohol. It’s science. #QuarantineLife #COVID19 #SocialDistance

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

@TPWDparks I got engaged at one of my favorite places! @DinoValleySP is going to be a part of our new family forever ❤️ 🦕 🦖 💍 #optoutside #camping

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

Chuy screams when we pause @ATWWDpodcast so that’s a thing. @TheEmSchulz and @xtineschiefer have replaced me in my sons life. #WorksForMe #RoadTrip

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

@burnt_x Yass!! Proud of you!!

[Burnt X Magazine @BurntXMag]

If you're looking to LOL or procrastinate on studying, check out our latest #SaturdaySatire at https://t.co/7nhPZIWY0P

🎨by Serena Rodriguez

[Madi @MadiTheShark]

So apparently my kids thought I was gay all year and were super supportive, apparently even defending me to other kids. I'm not, but damn What a time to be alive ❤️