Madison

Archaeologist. Detroit/London

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

Nothing humbles you faster than Facebook asking if you want to share your cringe post from a decade ago.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Israel: You guys need to evacuate that hospital or you'll get killed.

Palestinians: We can't evacuate the hospital, it's a hospital.

*powerful missile hits hospital*

Israel: ...

Israel: ...

Israel: It was the Palestinians.

[Andy Warski Jr Groyper @BoooW0o]

@jacksonhinkle Cut all ties with Israel

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

This will always be insanely funny to me #champsleague

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This is the greatest ad for public transit of all time. https://t.co/ZJEoKcuRbh

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

Crying at the post and comments

[latke @latkedelrey]

i’m aware that she clarified they have an equal division of labor but my real question is how do you keep turning that ring light on all night to film every time your baby wakes up 😭😭😭😭

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Absolutely astonishing view from the rear window of Napoli team bus at 3am when they landed back in Naples after beating Juventus at Turin.

After 33 years, Napoli next week can be crowned champions.

Incredible troop of motorbike following them https://t.co/xKfbO1guzJ

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

If @instagram could stop swiping through posts for me that would be great. Can't read or look at any post for longer than 0.5 seconds without it automatically swiping to the next pic in the post. #nothanks

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

When you get an email that all employees will be getting a 5% raise... inflation is at almost 9%. I am being paid less today than I was when I started 4 years ago. Am I supposed to thank you?

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

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[Mai El-Sadany @maitelsadany]

There is nothing better on the internet today than Sofiane Boufal celebrating today's win with his mother. 🇲🇦❤️

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

@anthropologydp

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

https://t.co/2zV3oMAaAy

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

in the early 15th century, edward, 2nd duke of york, wrote a list of 1,126 names he considered to be suitable for dogs. highlights from the list:
-nosewise
-garlik
-pretyman
-gaylarde
-norman
-filthe

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

touchin feet, england, ca. 1260

[Emily Finch @DrEmilyFinch]

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels.

I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow.

Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’

Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path.

Strap in. It’s a 🧵

1/so many

[Tom and Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo]

It's not her fault she looks better doing less than the rest of that family

[Madison @MadisonAmelia2]

@PureGym Seems there's an issue with the app..Can't login. Isn't recognising any of my info