Madison Short

chocolate milk and lord of the rings enthusiast.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Good morning to all my haters
And good afternoon to all my haters in Europe

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

me after having a breakdown realizing it was never that serious

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Kid Rock makes music for guys who are only allowed to see their children every other weekend, but don’t.

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

@georgesniang You remain our petty king 👑

[Addy Brown @Addy_Brown24]

Thank you 🤭

[Iowa State Men’s Basketball @CycloneMBB]

STILL OUR STATE!

#Cyclones | #C5C

[Chris Williams @ChrisMWilliams]

Here's the Jimmy Rogers .... uh .... inspirational speech.

[ESPN @espn]

DOWN GOES NO. 1 ‼️

Iowa State beats Purdue by 23 points, tied for the worst home loss EVER by an AP No. 1 team 😳

[Wide Right & Natty Lite @WideRtNattyLt]

Iowa State is just delivering an almighty ass beating right now

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

I think we might be too focused on T. Swifts necklace maybe being a facist icon, and not enough on the fact that it’s just kind of ugly. But that’s just me.

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

I have done a minimal amount of drugs in my life, but I seriously doubt any of them hit as hard as that first sip of a McDonalds Diet Coke after a long day! (I cant boycott everything guys) lol

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

This halftime is the best thing to happen to Kendrick Lamar and the worst thing to happen to anyone who has to explain what’s going on right now to their parents. #SuperBowl

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

I know these are serious times, and my minor grievances are not important...but the hispanic grocery store is closed because they were doing ICE raids today and now I have to eat shitty tortillas. I am furious. Big tortillas strikess again.

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

Yes we're all surprised Spencer and Heidi, are the internet darlings this month, but even more so Im SHOCKED that they're still married...*Alexa...play Ill Do It by Heidi Montag

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

Imagine a giant man breaks in to your vacation home in the middle of the night and calls your cousin fat. What a wild opening for our guy, Hagrid 😂

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

Take the goalposts to the lake students be legends

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

[Madison Short @MadisonBernabe]

I think today is the day we all collectively need @elmo to check in on us....

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind