MaddieBNaps

go blue baby

[MaddieBNaps @MadisonBisson]

guys, I got into uofm😭💛💙

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

LMAOOOOO GET FUCKED MCGREGOR YOU RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT AHHAHAHAH

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[anna @annakatherines_]

It’s so funny that he’s literally the Joe Rogan of the left but like 100x more powerful and they kicked him out of the DNC 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift made her debut 20 years ago today.

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

One of these is about the ironic tragedy of dating from the age(s) of 19-23 and the other is the ironic comedy of dating in your mid-late 20’s

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

you’re a multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires to DEFEND a trillionaire.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[alex 💍 @msidnights]

THAT’S A REAL FUCKING LEGACY

[nuno 🧣 @metmidnights]

devil at the game last time so they called jesus

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️