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been spending most my life living in a gangsters paradise ig: @madijade_4 MSU🐶 Alum // UNA🦁 Grad School

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@dannypics06 @Cody_thagg My professor once asked if anyone could tell the class about “courtly love”. I misheard her and thought she said “Courtney Love”. So I raised my hand and proceeded to tell her that she was once married to Kurt Cobain.

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Recalling how my prom date my sophomore year wore a camo vest. Oh how I’ve changed. Lol

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@rbyoawna1r3d @JackMac **know

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The Budweiser commercial has been the only thing that’s not disappointing

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My 71 year old grandmother could make better tackles than these Ole Miss defenders. This is just embarrassing at this point.

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@alexheard @FragenFrage @GsonJW Not really

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OM defense is playing like shit and the O line is doing a terrible job defending Chambliss. This isn’t the same team that’s been playing all year.

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Props to Daniel’s and the Auburn defense. They played a damn good game. Unfortunately too many balls dropped/ fumbled on the receiver end of things.

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Driving from one side of Grenada to the other reminds me a lot of driving through Flowood in that there are 273 stop lights, and I hit every single one of them on red.

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After turning to TikTok, I have discovered there is a large and ever growing population of women who shave/wax their natural eyebrows in favor of wearing stick on brows. Yes, you read that correctly. Stick on brows…

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What does Bella Hadid have against eyebrows?

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Well I’ve gone down a rabbit hole and discovered the worst fashion trend since butt bangs and bowl cuts.

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Last night my husband sat straight up in the bed and said “I solved the rubix cube.” I told him he had not to which he replied, “yes I did.” He then laid back down and started snoring again.

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I don’t think the fight was rigged in the sense that Mike was just not trying I think it was rigged in the fact that we were watching a *27 year old in his prime fight an old man who has had his body beat on since he was 13 years old.

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A thread:

So I’m pretty sure 95% of the population went into the fight hoping and praying that Mike Tyson would rock Jake Paul’s world. One reason being, Mike Tyson is a legend.

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As much as we wanted Tyson to win I don’t think it’s surprising why he didn’t. It wasn’t going to take long to wear him out and that’s exactly what Paul did in the first two rounds by locking up every time Mike went in.

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If Jake Paul wants to be a boxer maybe he should work his way up by fighting people his age. Not by fighting retired grandpas. But those are just my thoughts. I guess my main point is Jake Paul is a bitch, and I hope his glitter pants made him chafe.

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@Serranosisters Shoulda won. She played dirty. We were routing for you!

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Literally redownloaded twitter because of the fight. I have a lot to say.

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@Caleb_Carson26 Pop off den