Madison Murphy

I connect. I get people off. I look for the one guy who isn't getting off, and I make him get off.

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

The guy I'm dating has requested that I stop introducing him as my "aborted baby's daddy"

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

@ftersuns Happiness with Philip Seymour Hoffman

[Big Cap @SedusaAdams]

Me while I keep refreshing the Presidential Election Results on Google
#Electionday2024

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

Tom Hardy making Charlize Theron wait because he couldnt get to his JOB ON TIME..... this woman has an academy award ......he is a coward and i hope he never works in this business again #justiceforcharlize I want to talk to the HR of this film... what does nolan have to say?

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

@libsoftiktok Im sorry but those bangs and beliefs belong in 1985

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

@nicholemarieeee Congrats!!!!!!!!

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

Sean Penn is the Shia labeouf of the boomer generation

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

How did USA tie with a made up country?#FIFAWorldCup

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

My order:
Damon
Klaus
Stefan
Enzo
Tyler
Elijah
Ric
Kai
Jeremy
Kol
Matt
Finn

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

There is not one man on #thevampirediaries that I wouldn't make sweet sweet love to

[joe @PyroJoe]

the golden era of youtube https://t.co/Th40TviEGe

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

This how y’all act whenever Woody Allen does anything

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

Ladies, better look through you guys phones now before he deletes everything #adamlevine

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

@John_Veto love that movie

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

What's a good #horrorfilm to watch if I've been emotionally numb and want to finally feel something?

[B•B•G™ @quepasa_31]

Me advising my female friends

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

I'm naming my next baby Malibu Barbie

[Madison Murphy @MadisonMurphyy]

@bigwetbilly WTF

[Enma ☽ @EdenNomura]

Basically my #HouseOfTheDragonHBO moots lmao

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

julia fox's response to who's her muse