madison schweizer

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[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER FUCKED HIM RATE HIM 😮

[madison schweizer @MadisonSwizz]

no one:

ronnie: have you heard of why don’t we

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

see u at Coachella 2019 ☀️🌵

[ryleigh @ryleighwhytho]

#Bandersnatch spoilers without context:

[👁👄👁 @bbnbmaapap]

#bandersnatch
me: kill your dad
stefan: kills his dad
me:

[madison schweizer @MadisonSwizz]

so i was trying to catch blueberries in my mouth and my brother decided to smack one away but ended up punching me in the face instead.. our friend was taking a picture at the same time, enjoy

[krispy @kristyn__]

Hey y'all retweet this and help me find a kidney donor please

[jensen kendall @jensenmares]

He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

[respectfully we’re cooked 🧎🏾‍♂️ @authenik]

And it's a Wednesday, you know what that means

[sam @smedinaxo]

I JUST SAW THIS AT DISNEY RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER HOLY CRAP MZJAIDHSLAOZIIDDBFGFJAUSBB

[madison schweizer @MadisonSwizz]

@JennaBarberia thanks for talking me into this @MAXHellsKitchen

[._. @jacobbbsss]

ATTENTION: People are adopting pitbulls on Craigslist and putting them down to eliminate the breed. Sick people are taking these babies and hurting them, WE NEED TO PROTECT THESE DOGS AT ALL COSTS. Please don’t give your dogs away to strangers ladies and gentleman https://t.co/ZylyFpqgqU

[Hana Malik @withintheraw]

I’m 21 and Muslim. I’ve never even come close to seeing a gun in person. I’ve never touched a gun, far away understand any of the technical elements this 4 year old boy has mastered. But I’m the terrorist because I’m Muslim. And this boy is adorable because he’s white. https://t.co/LLPF5IPauo

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

in the past 3 days the jersey shore cast is famous again rihanna is a pope for some reason kanye west loves trump dj khaled makes national headlines for not eating pussy and then smash mouth roasts him and y’all really gonna tell me this isn’t a simulation

[hood. @1RealHood]

Date a girl with low iron, she’ll be too tired to cheat 😩🤣🤣🤣she'll be home sleep or eating ice😂🤫

[𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞 𝕍𝕀† @_phonginator]

This will always be my fav video on the internet 😂😂

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

Pain, but I won’t let it turn into hate. ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/OXLQyWprZZ