Madison Valentine

Only here for the politics and Harry styles.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Turn off the Fortnite and open the Bible.

[Dream of ASOIAF @DreamofASOIAF]

This was bone chilling #HouseoftheDragon

[Madison Valentine @MadisonValenti1]

Im at the point in my workout journey where every pre workout drink is accompanied with two Tylenol.

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

I resign as Boris’s impersonator.

[Victor Onyamama @KallumG]

“It’s not a gun issue it’s a mental health issue”

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU AINT VOTING FOR HEALTHCARE REFORM EITHER TF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[@ijbailey @ijbailey]

A story that's not getting enough national attention: Here in the Myrtle Beach, S.C. area for the past 13 years, the FBI and local law enforcement officials left the impression that a white girl on vacation was abducted by a 16-year-old black dude who did evil things to her. 1/

[melanie @earthdombaby]

Now THIS is peak earth sign energy

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: so here’s everything i know about the jonestown massacre

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

As It Was. April 1.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

Cassie: just take it one day at a time!
Rue: I have riddle

[savannah @catluvr2008]

Every episode of Euphoria now feels entertaining but annoying. Well acted but terribly written. Beautifully shot but horribly paced. Complex on accident but unnecessary on purpose. Seemingly smart but actually dumb?

[Madison Valentine @MadisonValenti1]

@Schneid927 @Gabedane14 That seems dramatic

[Hadestown @hadestown]

Just trying to find someone who looks at me the way Eva looks at André.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me: * completes literally any task*

me: i think it’s time for a special treat :)

[Sandra E. Garcia @S_Evangelina]

Vaccine research is actually pretty easy. “Do I have polio? No. Why?”