Madison

blessed and happy

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

I have two missions for the last 5 months of the year:

•Be kinder to myself
•Do great things with a kind heart

Mental clarity and wellness is the key to being a better person, not only for yourself but for everyone you interact with.

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

The other night Toby grabbed my hand in his sleep and said “thank you Jesus for this woman.” I used to pray for the life I have now. I hope to never take it for granted. #MarriageIsActuallyAwesome

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

All day at work: drinking coffee “okay I’m definitely going to bed early tonight”

At night: “why in the world did Wendy stop serving spicy chicken nuggets? Are they going to bring them back? Let me check.”

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Talking about weddings; Lady interrupts me and says “Don’t get married at 25, worst mistake of my life.”
*awkward stare*
“I’m much more knowledgeable now that I’ve married my 3rd husband. You’re not able to process things at 25.” #ThingsNotToSayToA25YearOldMarriedStranger

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Some days I think “man today’s been a crappy day” and I get home to my family, my dogs, and everyone’s happy and healthy and I change my mind immediately because I know a lot of people pray to have what I have. #TheLittleThings #TurnIntoTheBigThings

[Blake Shelton @blakeshelton]

So sad to hear about Daryle Singletary passing away. Prayers to his family.

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

This new Snap Chat update got me feeling like a grandma who doesn’t know how to use Chat Snap, but is really eager to learn so she can see your story.

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Target strategy: stay in there so long that your husband says "you can buy all of it if you just please leave"

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

"I'm going to aggressively eat today since I can't work out" -Toby

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Buys snacks.
Stressed about hurricane.
Stress eats all hurricane snacks before hurricane gets here.
All stores closed.
Stressed even more

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Signing up for a joint credit card and Toby says "well, hope this is more successful than our joint Blockbuster account." 😂

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Every morning I swear I'm going to bed early. Every night I also keep clicking the next episode of Reba until it's midnight.

[Viral Animals @ThatsAnimals]

DUCK RUNNING DOWN A HALL. LISTEN TO THOSE LIL WEBBERS.

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

How am I supposed to be a bronzed goddess if it rains every. single. day. this summer???

[Madison @Madisonamazing7]

Nothing makes you angrier than being tired but not being able to sleep...& then really not being able to sleep because you're mad about it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

So much truth here.