MadlyAmanda

[I myself am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions.]

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

If only I could stay steady at this feeling between sober and shitfaced. .

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

I color my hair red to avoid awkward conversations with people trying to save my soul.

[Cave Man Steve @shopkins776]

I like how everybody on here is so good looking and confident and funny and popular and alone in their bedroom with their phone.

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

I wish that Jesus fish decal made you a better driver, bitch.

[Chang Koo @chang_koo]

Hateful shit done as a joke is, guess what, still hateful shit.

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

Mastered giftwrapping. Also acquired the ability to construct life size structurally sound origami buildings of various shapes and sizes.

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

It's a complicated emotion..wanting to save the world and blow it up at the same fucking time.

[denise @Stellacopter]

One time a farmer tried to sell me non-organic peaches and I was like FUCK YOU FARMER.

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

I have nothing of importance to say at the moment so here's a selfie.
That's how it works, right?

[June O'Hara @juneohara65]

Time heals all wounds. Except for gangrene. And herpes. And depression. And rickets.

I'm no great fan of time.

[Jennitals @Cuntypants]

Whenever a man puts on women's panties and posts it on the internet, a Victoria's Secret model grows a majestic beard.

[Ivsy @Ivsy01]

I'm holding a 2 liter of diet 7-up likes it's a baby right now. Find someone else.

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

He makes me wish I had some* daddy issues.

*more

[Keely Briar @tinydinosaurs]

When you're 10 years old but you discover a desire to move to Portland Oregon and brew craft beer

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

"For every devious scream in my head there is a divine whisper, and it saves me every time."… https://t.co/84Y5liOop3

[Brian Incognito @BrianIncognito]

I prefer to make up my own names for people. It's easier to remember and more personal than some arbitrary name you were given.

[MadlyAmanda @MadlyAmanda]

#ProTip:You gotta pretend that you want to be happy,like everybody else, or people won’t take your misery seriously.
SelfSabatoge is an ART.