Damian

he/him.
what the fuck

i'm the worst at what I do best

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

I'm just trying to become the man I'm meant to be

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

Half the USA really voted in the pedo version of Hitler just because they hate trans people. He’s doesn’t even hold conservative values he’s just a narcissist with no moral framework other than what he’s feeling that day. Clear as day I.C.E. Is making it obvious he’s just Hitler

[ᴱˣ𝙑𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 Ი𐑼— 🍉 @Muni_en]

-Man violently pops the transwoman's balloon

-Other women pop their balloons, showing that a large majority don't like that behavior

-Men in reply section celebrate the man and his obviously hated action

-Men wonder why there's a 'male loneliness epidemic'

Complete idiots lol

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Genuinely curious what's going to happen when a society that buys everything from Amazon, Walmart, and Temu realizes what a 60% tariff on Chinese goods looks like.

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

How I have somehow managed to go throughout life without experiencing an anxiety attack is remarkable. I can’t wait for an epiphany in 25 years that reveals my whole life was one big attack lol.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Elon before buying Twitter: I want this to be the free speech center of the world.

Elon ever since: If you don’t pay me every month nobody will see anything you say 🤗

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

Random thought but Cyborg really deserved an origin story movie. It’s so weird how they just tossed his character into Justice League. It’s criminal. An origin movie would be beautiful. @JamesGunn

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

How we haven’t offered to buy homes for everyone who lived in that Ohio town is beyond me. I wouldn’t want to sleep one night in that hell. Even if it is safe to return one day those property values will never return to normal. #OhioTrainDisaster

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

@fauxwitchblair

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

I really hope it’s possible one day to return all of our Mars rovers to earth. Absolutely amazing feats of engineering. We have a freaking helicopter on Mars right now with “Ingenuity” and it still blows my mind. RIP Insight.

[NASA InSight @NASAInSight]

My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

Twitter has been held together by a dangling power strip and sticky note with an admin password written on it

[Avid Halaby @AvidHalaby]

The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the "Twitter files" but it's much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order.

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

Why on gods green earth were they giving us as teenagers @AXE body wash like WW1 mustard gas when @bathbodyworks was right there I would like to speak to the fucking manager

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

@djoseph626 @YeetThePolice @OntologicalMax @Grimezsz @elonmusk I get the point that these farm animals have names specific to sex but to me that seems like it’s because farmers etc need an efficient way to communicate how many males and females they are offering to sell, kill, eat, breed. Are you saying bull/cow are genders?

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

I just want to enjoy this nice early fall weather day and this mosquito wants to suck my blood and use it to grow its eggs

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

DO NOT GENDER BEND YOUR LOVE SONGS AT KARAOKE. YOU ARE GAY FOR THE NEXT FOUR MINUTES.

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

@ianhannin @chipmcdonald @leftyvegan @josephdidato @SocialistFrank Of course we all know new variants were able to increase infection rates however, it was mainly the unvaxxed filling up the hospitals with severe infection and death.

[Damian @MadmanDamian]

@ianhannin @chipmcdonald @leftyvegan @josephdidato @SocialistFrank You can't say "the vax failed" like you just didn't study in history class. This is all recent memory so you should remember we started mass vaccinations in March 2021 with 60,000 cases. By June 2021 we achieved many days with only 7,000 or 4,000 cases.