Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️

PHD - Pal Husband Dad

[rubes @lepetitcoups]

they both look like theyre hostages im crying...truly a humiliationship from the first time they appear together on screen

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Idk how to say this other than Tom Schwartz gives me Andy Dwyer vibes but only first season Andy #VanderpumpRules #VPR

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Cried so much that I’m nauseous, have a headache, and my neck hurts. Plus I’m out of Xanax so now I’m just in full suffering mode

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

i think she has a crush on her husband

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

for all the yaoi fans that don’t know how serious cats the jellicle ball closing is— this is the same amount of hurt in the theatre community we felt after they announced cancelling the yuri on ice movie btw

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Got paid $100 and a beef stick today. It’s called the grindset you dumb alpha’s. Get on my level.

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

And if I said the producers of love island were cowards for not doing a season full of pansexuals would the world call me crazy?

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

@mouseabolition I’ll be so real, I forgot there was a UK one and was trying to figure out if my timeline was behind or if we were getting a part 3

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

We lost a real baddie tonight yall 😔 rip to my favorite unbothered queen #LoveIslandUSA

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

July? Still gay.

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Someone send Melanie the new Olivia Rodrigo album right now I’m so fucking serious #LoveIslandUSA

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Catching up on #LoveIslandUSA which obviously means I need to pull up @mouseabolition’s tweets to read along

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

When you’re skinny, food can be a personality. But if your fat food is a dirty little secret that you have to pretend you don’t need and if you have to eat you can only eat what society deems is okay but not too much of it and actually we changed what you can eat and you bette-

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

@asheheartthrob It’s a very serious show that is NOT a comedy

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Now tell me how fair it is that I read a tiktok comment that IMMEDIATELY made me start crying

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Now how is Jason Derulo somehow always at the scene of the crime

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Crazy that I can’t even dream without my dad criticizing me in it

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

Listening to the new Noah Kahan album when you have a strained relationship with a parent is not for the weak

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

I really thought I would be able to knuckle through this week and then on day two I get another fucking beat down from my dad

[Max (they/them) 🇵🇸🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ @MaeFli]

THIS FUCKING INTERNET I SWEAR TO GOD I AM ACTUALLY SO FRUSTRATED I AM ABOUT TO START CRYING