Maegan Rismiller

“We turn our L’s into lessons” Taken by the best💍 ❤️ 2️⃣5️⃣WSU Alum ‘18 🐺

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

What was the worst product that Wright State has produced since you started here?

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

@Quince101 Miss you @japanamation68 😂

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

@Quince101 Cade- you know the second rule of a knife fight? Don't go

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Update:
1. We had a summer baby
2. We had a big first birthday for her
3. Jacob told me he enjoyed the party
4. Still no pool in the works

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

⁦@emmilinee⁩

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

I love these updates… Update: I had the opportunity to do this this summer and literally took her to the strawberry festival and that’s it. Maybe next year 🤷‍♀️

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Took Alice for pictures for her 1st birthday yesterday and I obviously am already impatiently checking my email even though she said the soonest would be Sunday.

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

I just put a deposit down on Alice’s cake and booked her pictures for her 1st birthday… How is this possible 🥺🥺😭

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Update: I bawled for weeks before and after going to work after Alice. Luna really is chopped liver

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

@emmilinee I’m gonna be such a baby when I have kids. It’ll kill me

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

I hated that group by the time I was married. Just a bunch of bitches 🥴

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

We beat my odds 😂 ⁦@Quince101⁩

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Update: a cruel, cruel joke Mother Nature is playing. Giving me pregnancy symptoms and then showing up to confirm that’s not the case like:

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Some moms will get this: do you ever have such weird dreams that you feel like you should take a pregnancy test?? 😂 like I hated having such vivid dreams while pregnant and I’ve had some doozies the last few days 😅

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

I’m so upset. My notifications changed when I got my new phone and my @timehop streak of 5 years restarted 🥴🙄😒

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Now you can understand why I was this upset because not only was it a craving, but a pregnancy craving

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Sometimes I still get cravings for ranch dipped hot wing @Doritos and I just get really pissed. Like right now I would strangle whoever made the decision to discontinue them

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Al’s sounds amazing rn

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Heartburn? ☑️
Upset stomach? ☑️
Groceries in the car? ☑️
Still ordering buffalo wings from Al’s? ☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

I love how babies have the audacity to wake you up early on your day off and then once you finally are awake enough they fall asleep on you 45 minutes later 🙃

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

*During harvest season* Me “ I will avoid town by taking the back roads. It’ll be quicker!” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Why am I looking at all these cute pregnant women posting pictures and thinking I wanna be pregnant again 😅 like bro you’re sitting here breastfeeding your 2 month old sit down 😂

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

BREAKING: NY Governor tries to fix problem created by NY Governor.

[Maegan Rismiller @Maegan997]

Lol @ me being off birth control for over a year now and have a 3 week old. She was not wrong