Maeghan Archibald

You probably know me from Phil's photos

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

[໊ @boomihoor]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

It really is true what they say about Vanderpump Rules. You can watch other reality shows and try to chase that high but no other show is even half as good

[esme ⋆˙⟡♡ @redthndr]

girls be like: im watching my comfort tv show

the show:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

so back

[brit @britnihemmer]

sorry i can’t hang, i need to watch my shows and then go on a walk listening to podcasts recapping my shows and then go on reddit and read about my shows. booked and busy!

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

everything is subjective but school of rock is one of those movies where if you don’t like it i do really think there’s something essential missing from your spirit and you will not rise to heaven

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i have finished vanderpump rules. those were the best days of my life.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

all girl want is... wear big shirt no pant... eat snack... have kiss...

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

this and 4 hours of uninterrupted reality tv

[erika @yeeeerika]

a sandwich has the power to change your entire life

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

a good sandwich wit some kettle chips n a big glass of water is kind of like an antidepressant tbh

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

these were the best days of our lives…

[miranda 🪼 @urlseaslug]

Showering is like Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off. Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off. Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off. Let me put some goop on. Let me take that goop off.