shhhhhh mafia

[Ezra 🎲 @kkiidane]

I hate when people on the train aren’t racist and come sit next to me

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[John (main) @johnonmain]

I wonder what Jude Bellingham finna do after this 😂 Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread.Jude so tuff bruh 😭😭 he probably posting up with his baddies in the club. Just throwing his money around cuz he’s got so much

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Me at uni: *basically a social democrat*

Wise old people: “That'll change once you get a job and pay taxes in the real world”

Me, after working a few years: “My retirement plan is ďying in the communist revolution”

[JB @jb2forty]

I chose sleep over watching the greatest player of all time. Mum you raised a dickhead

[Ash @theashrb]

It’s not lost on me that Social Media bans were never really seriously discussed until public opinion on a certain country started rapidly changing 😂

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up, because if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey”

Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

[reggie | ia @trafalgarology]

everything leads to monkey d luffy

[🕊 @Armzinnho]

If we win the league I won't be against comp makers using AI to make it look like we played good football.

[Unathi Afrika @UnathiAfrika]

Industrialization in Africa or nothing else. Only way we can lift a Billion Africans out of poverty.

"By 2030, no raw mineral ores will leave Ghana. We must process them all locally. That is the only way to provide opportunities for our young people."

[yeriii🇳🇬 @monkeydyeri]

In the world of jujustu twins are regarded as one single entity and thus share the same fate

[نور ☆ @an4rchisttt]

seeing havertz is like seeing an ex

[. @TGM_007]

We are throwing rules out the window today brother. To make generational wealth you need to do the unthinkable

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

"this isn't about politics anymore, it's about basic human rights" girl what do you think politics has been about ever??

[A h m a r 🎈🔻 @MyNameAhmar]

I was thinking “it’s not surprising desi banks would have mossad ties” and then I found out Desi Banks is a comedian from Atlanta and has nothing to do South Asian financial institutions

[Ofe Nkupu (High Chief Ubanese) @Austeen___]

Actual people think Diaz missed on purpose. You people think this is inter house sports

[Vent Doré @goldnwnd]

Vous voyez les filles de la terre là ? Si un jour vous me voyez assis dans la rue sans chaussettes à parler aux pigeons sachez déjà que c’est l’une d’elles la fautive.