Beyoncé Pad Thai

Things to live for: soggy cereal, animal adoption stories, a full-bodied red

[deray @deray]

Ben Carson being stuck in an elevator in a public housing building is God reminding us that she always has the last word.

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

Cinco de Mayo on a Friday is absolutely classified as "Need to Know" information

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

Looking for a morning pick-me-up? #ModernLove podcast has you covered.

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

My future children will recite @MichelleObama quotes in order to reverse any and all groundings. #FLOTUSforPOTUS

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Incredible speech by an incredible woman. Couldn't be more proud & our country has been blessed to have her as FLOTUS. I love you, Michelle.

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

MALE STACEY

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

On June 18, 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman and first LGBT astronaut to go to space.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

#ELPEREZIDENTE

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

"But I don't know, Mags. I haven't dated in a while." -Brower "Wait, we're not dating?" -Jesse

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

@GizzyWizzy11 https://t.co/hPbBp80xX0

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Hear @thegame's new song "Mama" dedicated to his mother and 2Pac's late mother Afeni Shakur https://t.co/QmHNfkmWX1

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

Onions and avocados in my kitchen are equally important as having water.

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

Introduced the family to coconut oil and quinoa, which are now referred to as "bullshit oil" and "kwi-noh-uh"... #babysteps

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

Firm believer that the kitchen countertop is the best seat in the house.

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

"You are the queen of asking questions I never asked." -Brower to Jess

[Ryan Gosling @RyanGosling]

Congratulations to @broadcity for ruling so hard for 3 seasons. #yasqueenz #JacobsonGlazer2016

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

All hail Queen @lenadunham #Girls 👑🙌🏼

[Beyoncé Pad Thai @MagSwag7]

Wondered why everyone let me cut in front of the security line...And then saw my button-down popped open at just the right spot.💀🙈 #blessup