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[Adam Weitsman @AdamWeitsman]

I Started with a collection of just over 350 Normies. Being the largest holder was pretty cool and seeing the price on my early purchase go up a huge amount was awesome and I was very thankful …..
but in the end what did that really do to help or contribute to the community other than serve myself ?
Decided would be much more epic and fun to create a plan to burn every single one to create 4 masterworks to promote @normiesART and @serc1n and all the hard work he and his team has done…
Amazing artist @lphaCentauriKid was first up and created the epic Skelemoon for me. 3 more legendary works to go created by absolute legends …………….Stay tuned :)

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Most NFT projects can barely survive one market cycle.

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[9mag9 @Mag_2426]

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[BP @everyonebpup]

$600 For Sparkling Water

Someone inside a global beverage major saw the $REKT numbers and called bullshit.

Average order value: $600, median: $300.

Their internal models don't allow for this. Sparkling water sells in single units at gas stations. Cases move at $8-15. Nobody drops hundreds dollars on flavored water.

Nobody except $REKT customers.

Beverage industry veterans look at these numbers and see a data error.

- Premium water brands: $3-6 per bottle retail.
- Energy drinks: $2-4 per can.
- Craft soda: $1.50-3 per unit.

Even bulk wholesale, even enthusiast purchasing, even subscription models, nobody in the category sees triple-digit order values.

The frameworks break, comparables fail. So they conclude the data is wrong.

The data isn't wrong...

People are buying $2.90 cans of sparkling water in quantities that make sense for engine oil, not beverages.

They're buying dozens of cases. Storing them, posting photos of stacks in their garage. Giving them to friends who don't even know what $REKT is.

Because they're not buying water.

They're buying exposure to a brand at $80M market cap that could hit $800M, or $5B.

Every purchase is a bet

Traditional brands trained us: you buy product, they get your money, you get nothing.

Maybe if you're lucky, you get points. Redeem 10,000 points for a $5 discount. Wow....

$REKT flipped it. Buy drinks, get tokens.
Tokens appreciate with brand growth, brand growth creates more attention, more attention drives more buying.

Your $600 isn't consumption, it's a position.

At $80M FDV, $REKT token is pricing in what exactly?

Less than 2 year of DTC beverage sales. Early stage retail pilots, not full national distribution. Web3 partnerships, but no major traditional CPG deals yet. A very small operating team.

Compare: Prime reached $1.2B in valuation after mainstream breakout.

Celsius scaled into a multi billion dollar brand over time in functional beverages.

If $REKT captures just a few percent of the functional beverage market, that implies a $1B+ brand.

$600 orders aren't expensive, they're early.

The inversion everyone missed

- Normal brands: extract value from supporters, give nothing back.
- Loyalty programs: give back crumbs, maintain all upside.
- $REKT: shares upside, makes early support actually profitable.

This is why beverage analysts don't understand the numbers. They're measuring consumption when they should be measuring conviction.

When you buy Nike shoes, Nike wins, shareholders win, you get shoes.

When you buy $REKT drinks, $REKT wins, shareholders win, you get drinks and exposure to brand growth.

That's alignment.

What $600 actually buys

A 24 pack is $69.69. That's $2.90 per can.
A $600 order is 9 packs, 207 cans.
That’s roughly one $REKT per day for 7 months.

Nobody needs that much sparkling water.

But if you think the brand is going from $80M to $800M, and each purchase earns you tokens at current prices, then $600 isn't excess consumption.

It's the cheapest way to build a position without buying tokens directly on an exchange.

The reflexivity they said couldn't scale

Beverage people said the economics don't make sense.
Analysts said the numbers must be wrong.

83% retention, $600 AOV. Giant Eagle up 10x on velocity.

The numbers are right, frameworks are obsolete.

You don't spend $600 on sparkling water.
You spend $600 on belief that other people will believe.

[9mag9 @Mag_2426]

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