Gabe

UW Football fan/former personnel

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@gymmaxxfit I’ve gone from worse than that to washboard in under 4 months

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@malmesburyman I think the last time I was in the 120’s was middle school

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@DK_Able Yes there is… the three former bands are garbage and the three latter bands make some of the best rock music of all time

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@Top100Rick The reason this wouldn’t happen tomorrow is because no ball is going to end up where Tommy placed his ball there. Any shot coming into that area is rolling back down below the hole. It will affect approaches a lot but that’s why you won’t see it happen tomorrow

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@MichaelAlleged @VashKohime You can add some of these to the list

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@AugustusTapirus @IHateNYT I can forgive everything Skyler did except for giving all of their money to Ted. Unforgivable

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@NickyPerkss Beast Mode would beg to differ

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@Vhoyde Also Brock Lesnar was a heavyweight UFC champ. Has to be bait

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@ClassicSwingX I only tee it up on par 3’s if it’s a mid/long iron to a front pin. I want the increased launch and spin in that scenario. Otherwise it’s on the ground

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@MrBombastic2525 @waitbutwhy Lmao they wouldn’t vote blue if their children voted red. That’s fuckin retarded

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@MrBombastic2525 @waitbutwhy No one dying is actually not the optimal scenario… but thanks for proving my point

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@MrBombastic2525 @waitbutwhy No it isn’t, and no it doesn’t. You deliberately twisted the hypothetical to suit your presuppositions. If you could comprehend the written word you would understand

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@MrBombastic2525 @waitbutwhy I presented a hypothetical, and you refused to engage with it.

Point over head

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@MrBombastic2525 @waitbutwhy “But I did eat breakfast this morning!”

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@G0ffThew “What gives the best odds of living” isn’t really good faith framing. The choices are “100% chance of surviving” vs “nonzero chance of death”.

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@0x49fa98 Respectfully, burger patties should weight 1/4 lb with an even sear and there should be three of them (minimum) on a bun

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@ChrisMassotti None

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@ForwardCarolina This might be the least gerrymandered state in the Union based upon this image alone

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@AdamUncle76 @Oilfield_Rando There are good unions and bad ones. Almost all public sector unions are bad, while almost all private sector unions are good