Magere_Shadows

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

Stay away from woman who think they are doing you a favour by being with you

[Liban @LibanLDN]

We’re two interviews away from Mbappé doing Breakfast Club with Charlamagne.

[Mithisa Motho @tafolaI8]

There are too many single mothers and divorcees for this to be true

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

As a man, you need to get married early because the older you get, the wiser you become and once you become too wise, you will never get married. 😭

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

you realize how important it is to have friends who are aligned with where you are in life. Not necessarily in age, but in mindset, habits, priorities, ambition, and values, Friendship feels easier when you're growing in the same direction.

[🧣 @StiIINiINiI]

Women started talking too much and revealed how easy it is for men they actually like

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Y’all date sharp boys, drug dealers and tenderpreneurs and then make them the super ex everyone must reach as a standard. There is no way I’m giving or spending 300K on a woman I just met - if I work hard for my money. If you won’t allow your bro to do it just know it’s stupid.

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[Jago𓆩♡𓆪 @educated_scally]

Dating to marry will make you realize that the "plenty of fish in the sea" narrative is false. alot of people are really not worth that level of intimacy.

[Roli @GamingNaRoli]

My fat ass thought that was cake.

[sinovuyomondliwa @sinovuyo001]

If you’re still entertaining girls who need you to fund their nails, hair, food and data, you’re not serious about your life Yet honestly.

[Kissing Kate Barlow @HappyBat22]

As someone who works in legal, if I’m asking you to hop on a call it’s because we don’t want a paper trail or because you simply can’t read. Those are the options.

[honestly. 🧍🏽‍♀️ @dxbbiie]

Petition to make sticky notes stickier

[Nux @mherlihy0816]

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.

[Tupac Chopra @N_Kognito]

I really can’t ever explain to a younger person how beautiful life was when this song came out

[Tafadzwa 🦁 @Privy_Official]

If I’m ever arrested in a strip club, I need my boys to defend me like this 😂😂

[ry @RyanNice]

what kinda deals do these legends be accepting… like why tf are you touring at 77?

rest man.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

A gentle reminder that Sidindi Town, the home town of the Energy Minister doesn't have a petrol station and you can't buy gas.

[Rebecca @abcdrih]

That rice portion will send Africans into an asylum 😭😭

[ℕé𝕟𝕥𝕪 @nenty_szn]

“Can you work under pressure? ”

We started and finnished our homework while the teacher was beating those who didn't do it.
Come on naw 😂