Maggie

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(517): I dont understand why i cant be a wizard

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Paying attention to Kanye West is a choice.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Only one species on Earth is so arrogantly alienated from its ecosystem it has to set aside a day just to reluctantly acknowledge it lives on a planet. #EarthDay

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder."

- inventor of the sauna

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Girl on the plane screamed "Are you Chris Gahlia?!?!"

So close.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A lot of people confuse their right to free speech with a right to be actually listened to or taken seriously. You have to earn that.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

You know nothing about a woman until she's drunk and mad at you.

[Maggie @MaggLee89]

@simonegessler you might use twitter to tweet pics of kids doing community activities

[Maggie @MaggLee89]

@ycs_schools @NWTTA @TeachPrimary @simonegessler

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I hope these sensitive souls are feeling better about that awful Kathy Griffin photo.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Please RT to raise awareness.

[Beyoncé doce trece @greatvaluetrash]

this is the greatest audition i have ever seen this little girl sang the hell outta one of the hardest songs to sing THAT'S #BlackGirlMagic✨

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

Been doin clapping push-ups for the past 3 hours!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you have to try to act human before your cup of coffee.