🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻

BSW/MTS 🎓📚☕️🔮 Mom to Fern 🌿🍄🐛🌞 recently referred to as “slanderous” #BlackLivesMatter She/Her

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

christians use she/her pronouns for the Church and talk about loving and serving her and then expect women not to be gay like okay lol

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

i need brittany broski to host snl stat!!!!!!!

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

nesting is absurd because i want to wallpaper our bathroom 5 days before having a baby

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@mollynovotney godspeed 🙏

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

kind of rude how i just have to keep going to the grocery store every week :(

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@jordanseekus surely he can be edited out haha

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

no one:

absolutely no one:

evangelicals when people have equal rights: “we are in the last days”

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

randomly remembered the time my HS choir director made us go around to every classroom unannounced and sing Mozart’s Requiem. we really thought we were gothic glee

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

veggie tales cannon

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

veggietales political compass

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@thatkatemac okay fair 🤣

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@thatkatemac imma need you to get a threads!!!

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@erin_zoutendam beautiful font choice. also acceptable: Georgia

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@JessD2033 it’s brutal out here 😭 our backyard neighbors keep setting them off and i check the baby monitor in fear every time!!!

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@queengenderfuck gotta love parental paralysis!!

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@mollynovotney here for a good time, not a long time 😮‍💨

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

a nurse gave me a “kick count chart” and told me to record every kick i felt of the baby for the entire 3rd trimester and i said absolutely not unless you’re trying to trigger intense anxiety and ocd before this baby is even here 😅 save that for postpartum ma’am

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@thatkatemac @redrum_panda like what the actual fuck?????? you look beautiful btw! 💜

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@thatkatemac an OnlyFins

[🌻Maggie Thomas Harper🌻 @Maggers20]

@masonmennenga say it again for the folks in the back bc you literally never miss !!!!!