Maggie Carpenter

I'm hoping to be adopted soon. The Carpenters are really, really kewl! Lately, strange things have been happening around me, and I'm scared.

[Maggie Carpenter @MaggieIsMagical]

I earned the Gold level of the All Nighter badge from @audible_com on my #iPhone. What level are you? http://t.co/etgS3N0wyg

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(clapping hands and making lights flash on and off) Pfttt! Who needs "The Clapper"? @HarriedWizard @mouse_the_dog @dharmamoose @Za_Lord

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@mouse_the_dog @harriedwizard @padawanmolly @mrs_amoracchius @za_lord @semperservusdei @wedontsparkle why are you hiding mousems?

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@NicodemusFallen @summersknight @harriedwizard @semperservusdei yarrrr, who be this loser with the stupid necktie? @dharmamoose

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@HarriedWizard @kevinhearne (groan)

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yarrrr...where's me dog? @HarriedWizard @PadawanMolly @mrs_amoracchius @Za_Lord @mouse_the_dog @semperservusdei @WeDontSparkle

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@dharmamoose @padawanmolly @harriedwizard yeah, but all the small appliances went poof, too. Sorry @mrs_amoracchius It was bad. (shudder)

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@dharmamoose @mrs_amoracchius @padawanmolly @HarriedWizard how was I to know they'd have a snowball fight with the pizza dough?

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@dharmamoose @padawanmolly @HarriedWizard I was using the mixer when Toot landed on my shoulder. I sorta screamed & dropped the bowl.

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@dharmamoose @mrs_amoracchius @padawanmolly @harriedwizard ummmmmm...(scuffing toe of converse against the floor & peering down miserably)

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@HarriedWizard I'm sending Mouse to cheer you up. He's suffering from Harryhomesickness anyways. Just no sewage stinkys this time around, k?

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@PadawanMolly yeah...the pixie peeps weren't the only guilty kitchen destroyers, just sayin (sheepish grin) @HarriedWizard @mrs_amoracchius

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@HarriedWizard Yay, Spike! @annesowards

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@JaredKincaid (innocently batting lashes)

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@JaredKincaid only when you back up.

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@HarriedWizard maybe thats why Mama says more prayers for you than anyone else? @karrin_murphy @bloomin_heather @wedontsparkle

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@JaredKincaid @ivy_the_archive uh-huh...(left eyebrow creeping upward)

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Mattanator,Leech,Salamander,Hopeless,Hare & Maggot. @PadawanMolly & Daniel don't have nicknames. They scare us! @HarriedWizard

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@dharmamoose I know, right? Papa says an oz. of prevention is worth a lb. of cure...whatever that means! @semperservusdei @mrs_amoracchius