MJ

singer/actor/model🌛 NY/26

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

someone told me I had a normal body last week and I have not stopped thinking about it

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

I’ve had one glass of wine

Bring this back

[jynx @jynxbby]

when you adore him but that forehead joke felt way too personal

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

Would it be a bad decision to get this tattooed on me be real

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Asparagoose

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

The fact that Hockey Romance is SUCH a booktok trope is very funny to me

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

I just don’t think anyone is truly happy I just don’t think that’s possible

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

uh oh!!! I can feel myself wanting to write poetry again!!!!! Oh no!!!

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

where him peentnis

[joão🍂 @r0maniaxpascal]

pedro pascal in narcos

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

had a dream that Christina Ricci did my labiaplasty

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

I held a man at gun point last night to force him to listen to Soco Amaretto Lime by Brand New

That was his first impression of me

(He sang front bottoms at karaoke)

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

my most toxic trait is breaking the heart of the shortest man at the bar

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

@realDonaldTrump bring back Omegle like you did tik tok

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

https://t.co/ZITvdiZvi4 but my wildest fantasy is a man saying “it’s okay, we can stop if you want to”

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

why does every hot man have to ruin it by being a weeb

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

for ONCE I would like to see an unplanned pregnancy happen in a movie and the bitch just gets an abortion and moves on and lives her life

I’m sorry but the protagonist getting pregnant just isn’t raising the stakes anymore!!

[MJ @MaggieJeanM]

did he ever marry the girl? did he ever go exploring?