Maggie Danger Moose

I like things that make me happy.

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Is it too soon to name the album of the year? Because @xboygeniusx have already done it. #therecord #perfection #chefskiss

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Heartbroken. #dontleaveusjake

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Danger is my middle name.

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PS @AnthonyGreen can you please deliver lyrics to Spotify? I want to sing along wit u lol <3

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

How is @AnthonyGreen still putting out music this good?? Goddamn. #boomdone #fangirl4life

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

I got to use the phrase "hoisted by his own petard" in conversation this morning and I've been riding that high all day.

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Should I be insulted that a homeless man just asked me for $1, then asked the next person for $2? Could he tell my bag is a knockoff?

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Can I get a yeehaw?!

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Who likes kettle cooked chips, and why?????

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

@turbovax I had covid last week. Called the NYC hotline and was on hold for about an hour. Finally got through only to be told I was not eligible for a prescription bc I am not high risk :/

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

@g3734epb Yikes

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Can anybody tell me how much time to let pass so that hot tea is cool enough to drink but still hot? I always burn my mouth on my first sip, then when I come back it's lukewarm. 😑

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

@raymalaspina Thank you, trying this later 🙏

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

@g3734epb Lol

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Took me about 2 months to no longer care about appearance or punctuality at work. Honestly that's a lot longer than I thought. #returntotheofficeproblems

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

I find it incredibly apropos that the only lyric in Pearl Jam's "Yellow Ledbetter" I can make out is
"I don't understand."

But man does that gibberish make me feel something. #eddieeee

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

@mayh0ps Lolol I fully admit I was wrong. All aboard the hype train 🤘🖤

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

I used to think Pheobe Bridgers was overrated. Now I'm fully a stan. Am I using that correctly? #outoftouch

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

FJM using a harpsichord is so shockingly on brand idk why it caught me so off guard. Go off, king - you better work that harpsichord 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Maggie Danger Moose @MaggieLessThan3]

Worst thing about being back in the office - having to make small talk with multiple people first thing in the morning. #needmycoffeefirst