Maggie Metal

sleepy, hungry, and tired.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: A Warrant has just been issued for the arrested of White Supremacist MAGA loser Jake Lang in Texas.

Additionally the judge has ordered him held WITHOUT BOND for the time being.

HELL YEAH!

LOSER!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: In an Unbelievable New report that has just surfaced President Biden and family profited $1.4 BILLION during his first year in office, while those who invested in his family’s venture lost $2 Billion.

Are you as pissed off as I Am here?

Ooops, never mind, that was the Trump family last year.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Absolutely insane! 😂😂

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Jack White claims he can name any Beatles song in just one second.

And then he starts to name them.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

I did NOT expect his return to go down like this

[🌟🇺🇸Nancy Hamm🇺🇸🌟 @nancy_hamm1]

I'd like to give a shoutout to the United States Navy for the job they do. God bless each and every man and woman who serves in the United States Navy.

I'd also like to mention the Marine Corps, the Army, and all the branches of the military. God bless you and thank you for keeping the American people safe and making us feel protected by the stellar job you do each and every day.

Everyone in America should take a moment to pray for all our troops, their mission, and that they come home safe and sound. 🙏🏻✝️🕊️

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@RealJamesWoods You are just as delusional as your leader.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@catshealdeprsn

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@Mklint66Mike @mariashriver So, by this logic, all men are predators?

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

“KingTrumpPope”

[Walter Ego @ItsWalterEgo]

I’m not a Christian.

But I believe Pope Francis was the most badass Pope in history.

He refused to reduce God to a magician. Fought climate collapse. And preached like he time-traveled from 2140.

Here are 9 reasons why he was lightyears ahead of his time: 🧵

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@HonoluluBlues_ Petoskey

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@RepMTG Wild to me that we have someone in congress that still doesn't understand how the 1st amendment works. Unless I missed Tucker being hauled off to jail

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

OOPS! Looks like Fox News allowed a bit of truth to slip into their coverage of the train derailment story in East Palestine, OH — they're blaming trump!!!🤯

Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@RossKneeDeep Yes! I usually leave 10 if it is a 1 night stay. Extended stay is $5 per day.

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@laurenboebert Can wait until the Maga Era is over.

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@RepMTG Of fucking course you do 🙄

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@Jim_Jordan Yup

[Maggie Metal @MaggieMetal]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Have you never heard any of your fathers speeches?