Maggie Parato

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[John C. McGinley @JohnCMcGinley]

Does not get any better!

[bryanboy @bryanboy]

Reunited with my best friend, my marriage witness on paper and my girl soulmate who I have not seen in 3 years because we live 9 time zones and 9 lives apart but nothing ever changed. ❤️

[pepper stems @sh_wnee]

these make me sick

[Maggie Parato @MaggieParato]

@LionsChoice 4520 highway k ofallon mo 63368

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

OKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise.

On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from acclaimed Irish novelist John Boyne’s latest book, ‘The Traveller At the Gates of Wisdom.

Note the ingredients.

[jodie @jodieegrace]

I just know this new taylor swift album would hit so much harder if I wasn’t in a happy and healthy relationship

[YahooAnswers.TXT @YahooAnswersTXT]

My girlfriend has neglected me for the past month due to animal crossing. What should I do?

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Im sorry but Bill Burr’s accent in star wars implies some sort of space Boston

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

BUSTED🐶😺

[Netflix @netflix]

15 years ago today, Nicolas Cage uttered this truly iconic phrase

[Elaine Hendrix Ⓥ @elaine4animals]

Watch out for those twins. 👯‍♀️

[relationships.bsky.social @redditships]

My (19F) boyfriend (19M) of 4 years thinks I've been taking shits to avoid him

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Now Playing in a theater near you 🎥 Rotten Tomatoes said it was well done 😂

[Maggie Parato @MaggieParato]

Not not crying before work 😭

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

Laila gets a ring. The feels. (🎥 @StLouisBlues)

[Maggie Parato @MaggieParato]

@urvillageidiot @A_MP_ @dparato11

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

we are too close to the extinction of humankind to keep pretending like american horror story is a good show

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

When the flavor is out of this world 🌎 👽🚀