🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝

A little love, a little laughter, as much travel as I can fit in and a whole lot of fine food & wine! Don’t take myself or life too seriously. 🍷🍷🍷

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

I'm talking about

the kinda sex

where you're making so much noise

that your neighbours

start banging

harder than you do 😉🙌💙

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

MORNING, MY LOVELIES!

ELF ON THE SHELF SEASON IS APPROACHING.

SANTA'S SENDING A TINY LITTLE

TROUBLEMAKER TO MONITOR MY BEHAVIOUR. 😋

HOW CUTE.

I'VE ALREADY BOUGHT HIM A DISCO BALL,

A MINIATURE SOMBRERO,

BOTTLE OF TEQUILA

AND A ONE WAY TICKET TO CHAOS.

BOOM 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

I feel seen 😋😉💁‍♀️

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

𝓘𝓯 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼,

𝓘'𝓭 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮. 💕💕

- 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓵𝔂𝓷 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓻𝓸𝓮

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@GrantSlattery1 @aussiesoph 😛

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@GrantSlattery1 @aussiesoph I say everything. What have I missed 😆😆

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@aussiesoph 😋😆

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚊𝚕 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜,

𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚎𝚝

𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐? 🤭

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@murraysewerrat Good morning 👋

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

GOOD MORNING,
YOU GLORIOUS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH.
GET OUT THERE, SPREAD SOME HAPPINESS, STIR UP A LITTLE HULLABALOO AND STICK TO YOUR DREAMS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH.
BE NUTTY, BE NIFTY AND BE THE SWEET LITTLE SENSATION THAT REFUSES TO BE SQUISHED.

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@queen_of_cups_ 😆😆😆😆

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

Oh oh 😋💁‍♀️😉

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@MarkDobson98424 Good morning.

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@AndyRob67749422 😘

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

ALWAYS

be glad

you're the girl

being talked about

and not

the miserable one

doing the talking ✌️✌️✌️

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@agentsmart Exactly where it came from 🙌🙌

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@aussiesoph 😩😣😩😣

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@Portia57 Good evening 😉

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

@Rob_iz_Rob 💁‍♀️😋

[🅽 🅸 🅲 🅺 🆈 🍝 @MagicAndPasta]

Dear Santa,

For the last week or so, I have been good, angelic even 🤭

Ok, the last couple of days….

Ok, lunchtime today…

Let’s just use the most recent data and focus on that 🤷‍♀️😈

K? Thanks.

Love,
Nic