Everly Kramer.

The Devil's in the details.

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[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

For Ever. [Updated Biography.]

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[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

Fuck sake. Why'm I up?

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

@BrutalProtector Oof, my cue to leave.

"...Uh huh, yeah. Alright- guess I best be outta here!" Uncomfortable laughter as I start searchin' my pockets.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

@SleeplessSleuth ...yeah, sure. Couldn't hurt.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

I rub my eyes. I didn't wanna be up yet, but here I was.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

-no, not really, but my car needs a new transmission.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

Ward 20 acres of land away from prying eyes for your sacrificial cabal?
Absolutely.

I love your lack of scruples.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

My...sister?

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

Everythin' has a cost.

Money, time-
Blood.
It's up to you to decide if whatever it is, is worth the trade.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

Streeeetch.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

I frown, eyebrows pulling together.
"Ain't got a sister, mister. Dunno what weird shit you're on, but I charge extra for eccentrics."

[𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐃 @OswaldInnovates]

“I haven’t needed anyone since I was 13, but I’m glad fate speaks my name.”

He pockets the card.

“Pretty sure your sister or 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 is killing a few of my problems tonight. You must be the non-problem child.”

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

I stifle a grin.
"Fate said ya might need me. I always listen."

[𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐃 @OswaldInnovates]

“𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙮.” He responds.

Before his opening speech, he’d been in meeting for majority of the day, and addressing the issue of a new whistleblower.

“This must be you.” He lifts up the paper business card, flicks it between his fingers.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

You've got to pick up every stitch.
Oh no...

ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

I usually leave the monster huntin' to the goofballs who can't do much else, but put enough zeroes on the end of that number?

Yeah. I'll wrangle you a bog troll or two.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

The tongue retreats. Dude looks...I dunno, burnt out...I guess.

"...You good?"

[𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐃 @OswaldInnovates]

…

sleep. he needs sleep.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

Guys givin' me a weird look.

I stick out my tongue.

[𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐃 @OswaldInnovates]

Right.~

He’ll just conveniently gloss over her resemblance to the demonic version and chalk it up to either too much alcohol, or something he’ll need to research in the next few days.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

Uh, naw, not really! Money talks.

And I luvvvv me some money, babycakes.

[𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐃 @OswaldInnovates]

One hell of an opening night in the city.

[Everly Kramer. @MagicForDummies]

A very tasteful business card somehow finds its way into @OswaldInnovates pocket.

Weird.