MJ

Dawg fan in Bama and terrible weekend golfer. Phil Mickelson bodied me on Twitter on my birthday one time. views are my own

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser For the first time, we disagree. Bobo fixes him instantly and he’d win the heisman at UGA. If he even comes back

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@whynotflorida Obviously I hope this ends with you sad, but Floridas offense is scary if you let them stay in the game.

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

Sad day for the NBA. The goat

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: Ernie Johnson announces that this will be his final season

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@BradEnglis460l3 @MDukes45 Idiotic take…. I mean do you know anything at all about football?

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@MDukes45 Are you on drugs?! Please lay off them

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

Idk who Bobby Ray is, but get him out of golf immediately… @Internetinvite

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

3 minutes into @Internetinvite and I’m crying.

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser Don’t worry! They’ll make us play Missouri’s at 11

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

Idk…. I think 1 play can only affect 1 game… not 2 or 3

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Michigan head coach Kyle Whittingham on a potential coordinator change:

"Right now it's not the time to panic. We're a play away from 6-1 or 7-0."

(via @TheWolverineOn3)

https://t.co/PMwIVYAsEr

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

Kirby… I need the “fuck you” version of us the next two weeks after this bye. About to play Florida then Trinidad both with their backs against the wall….

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

She insulted his generosity. He tried to give her a chance… karma…

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

We're going old school extra point..

FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS

NO GOOD #CollegeGameDay

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser Ridiculously good. And when you’re done. You get cheese curds. Stupid fat person meal

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser Normal bar food. I’d say burgers are their best. But… bacon bombs are bacon wrapped sausages with a side of cheese curbs….

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser Next time you’re near b ham. We are going to front porch. The ranch is literally to die for

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser Why do all of our comments resolve to fat guy convos…. What matters at the end of the day is their ranch

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@JeffreyThumser They literally already ruled the lemon pepper game…

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

Forget gameday. I’m watching a 24 year old girl with autism teach me about farming, and I think I’m ready to fight someone for her if needed.

[MJ @MagicMatty22]

@USGA @Internetinvite @barstoolsports @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports @PaigeSpiranac @FatPerez33 @BarstoolGruden @GrantHorvatGolf Grant, Joey, and Bob all rocking vanity handicaps…