miles

🐻⬇️ | huge fan of Popeyes

[miles @MagicMilesXXL]

Those aren’t reps

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.

[brandon* @brndxix]

campus police had to interview me because i said im in her throat like charlie kirk

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

I think Americans would rather have affordable groceries and health care.

[Grant Dowling @GrantHDowling]

This is what the kids call no aura

[miles @MagicMilesXXL]

At what point are they gonna realize nobody gives a shit about celebs anymore? It’s 2026 ffs 🤦🏼‍♂️

[NBA @NBA]

The stars are out for Game 4 at Madison Square Garden 🤩

[miles @MagicMilesXXL]

@Healey_Photo Probably a dumb question but what app is this?? Everything weather related I have on my phone has not been shit lately lol

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Wu Tang Clan > Ku Klux Klan

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

Living in the Midwest is always “there’s a big storm coming,” and then the big storm never comes.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[miles @MagicMilesXXL]

I just know her farts stank

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.

I have other plans.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

MAGA when inflation is good now

[suri 🔜MP @_surishen]

tell me we don’t live in nazi germany bro

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

We literally just want better healthcare

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[emily north @north0fnorth]

hammond, indiana

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

job hunting taught me more about rejection than any relationship ever did 😭

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Honest Cover Letter:

I’m interested in this job because it’s available. I feel I’m a match because I, too, am available.

You also list a “competitive salary,” which aligns with my passion for food and shelter.

I look forward to discussing this further with your AI screener.

[miles @MagicMilesXXL]

@DarrigoMelanie Serious question, is nobody gonna mention how he just said the Empire State Building is taller than the sears tower? I feel like that bothers me way more than it should