Austin

Long live twitter

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@PalatineIL Is there someone at the village we can work with to get more broadband provider options? Xfinity has a monopoly on our area and they are driving up prices

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@ATT Can you please expand broadband or fiber service to my neighborhood? I am tired of Xfinity

[Austin @MagicMlez]

I forgot this site existed. No wonder I was so happy

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@KTHeaney Well if your thumb was lifting the appropriate item it wouldn't be a problem @WhiteLightnin21

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@maxarmstrong you had a great looking sweater on the 55" tv this morning. It was so clear I could still see your xl sticker on the front!

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@SonneyJr2 I haven't slept in 36 hours. You went to Michigan, didn't you? #GoBadgers #urapussy

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Packers announced Aaron Rodgers has a broken collarbone and might miss rest of season.

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@tyleralvarez who drew the dicks??! At least tell me if I'm on the right track with Peter = dick...

[Austin @MagicMlez]

Just finished #AmericanVandal and tried to draw a #dick. It looked like a stegosaurus with a neck tumor #ChristaDrewTheDicks

[Austin @MagicMlez]

Calling it right now. Belichick did Aaron Hernandez #needMoreRings #noMoreScandals

[Austin @MagicMlez]

Hey @tferriss, I just flew into Seattle from Chicago and found out you were presenting tonight. Tickets are sold out! How can a fan get in?

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@AmericanAir encountered this nice present with a cancelled and then delayed flight to start off my new year

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@XFINITY it appears you have increased your speeds with the blast! package? I'm getting a solid 5Mbps down

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@photomatt I just listened to your podcast with Tim Ferris. You mentioned taking a vitamin called Elysium(sp)? Where does one buy that?

[Austin @MagicMlez]

Microsoft #gobig with the surface hub

[Austin @MagicMlez]

After five years of college I've learned that I can give a better lecture than the majority of these research-oriented #nerds.

[Austin @MagicMlez]

If your liver could talk, what would it say?

[Austin @MagicMlez]

@BroScienceLife will mixing my preworkout with whole milk maximize my gains? #AskTheBrofessor

[Austin @MagicMlez]

Let me tell you. It is a poor decision to sanitize open wounds with #Germx. But don't waste perfectly good alcohol either. #frugalfebruary

[Austin @MagicMlez]

Calf bicep supersets. If you aren't doing those, do you even #lift? #armsEverDay