Matthew Parker

I'm a fighter, not a lover

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

Who is that handsome chap in the black jacket? Oh, it's @LDWA1's me!

#walkandtalk #mentalhealth #pudsey

[Anna Cookson @annacookson]

How brilliant is this! The team keep their spirits up in the rain on our Pier to Pier challenge for @BBCCiN! It’s day 3 today & @BBCRadioKentAG takes up the baton. We’ll have the latest on @BBCRadioKent. Stay tuned for all your news, sport & showbiz as well! #ChildrenInNeed

[BBC Sussex @BBCSussex]

Weather could be better! @BBCCiN @BBCRadioKent @bbcsoutheast

[BBC Sussex @BBCSussex]

And they’re off! Day 1 of our Pier 2Pier @BBCCiN challenge. They’re on way to Addington! @OBrienKrystyna doing hits into the show throughout the day. You can support us in our up-and-coming challenge attempt and donate to BBC Children in Need https://t.co/83oG4VByct… @smaisner

[BBC Sussex @BBCSussex]

Matt from @LDWA1 is leading the way for Pudsey’s @BBCCiN challenge. We’re on way to Addington at a cracking pace @OBrienKrystyna

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

Day one in the bag... with @BBCCiN

[BBC Sussex @BBCSussex]

We made it! From Gravesend Pier to Addington for Day One of @BBCCiN @OBrienKrystyna

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@ChemmySki ahh, the first time I met you!

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

Just hanging out with my mate Chemmy at #LondonSkiShow

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@Ianperryemerge @TabbyGentleman Neither do drivers

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@MPSGrove @QueensPromenade Why were officers causing criminal damage?

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

Is anyone else starting to think @BorisJohnson wasn't so bad?

@trussliz @KwasiKwarteng

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@traceybenntt @ProfKarolSikora I'm sure I went to the theatre on Sunday without showing anything.

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@polisgds @miaxmon And stand for number 2s?

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@thameswater our neighbours have a natural spring or a leaky pipe outside their tennented flats (within property boundary). It's been leaking for 2 weeks. We have a new river along our road.
Who should be fixing this?
When the temp drops this will be lethal. #WorldWetlandsDay

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@EricIdle @rels11 @JonesHowdareyou Can I have it then?

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@SigniusNetworks @Urban_Pictures @wiltshirepolice She's outdoors. Why would she need to wear a mask?

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@ianrobo1 @AstroKatie @EricIdle @ghost_jerry And pray there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth.
https://t.co/XPIvkvdzkl

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@MCAbdominal Are you ill?

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@RBKingston @Veolia how much closer to the boundary do our bins need to be to get collected?
Getting a bit tiresome.

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@RBKingston what is going on with bins lately? Try to report missed food bins - will be picked up in 2 days. Try to report missed recycling - cannot be recollected because they weren't at boundary (they were). Neither is collected.

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

@steve_lamacq reef - naked

[Matthew Parker @MagicPatMarker]

Here's one for you @jadenozzz. @PercyArms will not be accepting "exempt" cards/badges.
#Discrimination