Mo Woke Rejoiner

#woke #RejoinEU #DontBuyTheSun #GTTO #FBPE Still European 🇪🇺. No DMs. Really.

[Andrew Parnall @dontbrexitfixit]

I am not racist
Ergo I am not a Reform or Restore voter
I am not a bigot
Ergo I am not a Reform or Restore voter
I am not a xenophobe
Ergo I am not a Reform or Restore voter
I am full of cold hard rage for Reform & Restore
Ergo I am not a Reform or Restore voter
Never will be

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue.

On April 21st, the left screen moved first.

I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug.

At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy.

On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me.

At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire.

Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83.

I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags.

My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports.

The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026:

Reviewed.

That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one.

Let me show you my flags.

March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it.

March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it.

April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it.

April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it.

April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it.

That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one.

The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March.

Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012.

Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence.

Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets.

The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade.

I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email.

The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action.

One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared.

One account is a coincidence. But there were six.

Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000.

My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger.

March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes.

The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event.

The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting."

Then the White House sent the email again.

I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread.

I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated.

But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed.

Zero prosecutions.

As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations.

I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations.

The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still.

In my field, we call this price discovery.

[Rep. Melanie Stansbury @Rep_Stansbury]

Just because a President announces he’s agreed to a two week ceasefire moments before he threatened to commit war crimes, does not mean he is suddenly fit to serve. #25thAmendment

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

He had a whole lot of help.

[Vince. Don't vote Labour under Burnham @Vinc_Ev_]

Nigel Farage has claimed he has been denied access to Liverpool. It has to be made clear this is not due to any Government restrictions or visa requirements. We just don't like racist arseholes in our city.

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

If you genuinely think that #Reform are right for this country, ask yourself this…

Why are so many millionaires and billionaires pumping their money into it?

WAKE UP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, PLEASE

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

As a socialist I’ve always called out misogyny, injustice, bigotry when I see it. I’ve believed in people & what we can do together. To see it’s not just “the Tories” or Trump it’s the whole bloody system. And sadly, yes, that includes Labour too, which hurts deeply.

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

I have never wanted to visit USA less than I do now. But I really want to go to Minnesota and just give everyone a big hug. #Minnesota #Minneapolis #weloveyou

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Congratulations to the “Peace President” and FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump, on making history as the first U.S. president to bomb seven countries in one year. Truly inspiring stuff. Take a victory lap, you fucking war criminal.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Hi @elonmusk - why have I been shadow banned for tweeting about the #EpsteinFiles??

You started it...

(Help me break the shadow ban please and repost!)

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

A country where a private Gestapo force is executing people in the streets should absolutely not be allowed to host the world cup or the Olympic Games 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️

[THE NERVE @thenerve_news]

“The White House’s dead-eyed shark has monetised his presidency so well that he can pay whatever it costs to discredit institutions that may threaten him.” Stewart Lee this week on Trump and the BBC lawsuit.

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

It looks very much like the man-baby didn't get a peace prize so decided to wage war instead.

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

This was posted before the DOJ realized it had been released. They have since removed it from public scrutiny! Retweet, and pass it on! Let's not stop showing Trump is in the Epstein files and that he's a goddamn, disgusting, pedophile! Who deserves to be impeached! 💪

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Let's retweet and retweet this until every Clacton resident has seen it!

The utter contempt for his own constituents!

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

@Sam_Ayerski @dave43law Exactly this.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

I’m no Major Crime detective, but Virginia Giuffre — an Epstein victim — who settled out court with Prince Andrew — survives a car crash, then weeks later dies by “suicide” — the night before the Pope’s funeral (when the news is flooded) — it might just be a little suspicious?

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

Why are so many people acting like this is normal. Join me over there because I can't stand this. https://t.co/l81HvOTiuP

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

Thanks Colin and everyone who follows. I can't stay here anymore. I'm in the blue place and I hope to see many of you there. https://t.co/l81HvOTiuP

[Lord Sydes #NAFO #FBPE 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺 @SydesJokes]

@gordonh64 @GabriellaArman7 @AnthonyOola @davidlgill @BineAlarm @Antenor_EU4UK @Okeywokey @losing_at_life_ @EuropeanUnity1 @parkcommunicate @VKreiseler @MartinHoran1 @Jekka231 @Dave_not_a_bot @Lizzissima @mariechester999 @joecocker15 @GloryBS @BigBluHeart67 @s2c172 @blueskies1977 @PlanetRayner @GoodIntention3 @swearysniggers @ThatAndreCamara @wolvowarrior @The_Time_Being @JaneEJuanita @RinnyDuncan @bdeakin7_bill @VortexOfZero @kheartfield @AnatheaKrrill @darkyuki74944 @fionamaryc @MagicalMo @ASoundFooting @Banned_Reunion @RTaylor189 @PaulHandyside @martin_mto @jasmina_fella @Aquaryte @shirliegledhill Are you happy with #Brexit five years on? https://t.co/BlvfSJEVn5 #poll

[Mo Woke Rejoiner @MagicalMo]

Happy Christmas. I hope you will give me the gift of joining me over in the fluttery place. It's nicer. https://t.co/l81HvOTQkn