King Switch

Media Personality

[King Switch @Magicswitch]

Brotherhood

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga can be going through shit and still be speaking life into the next person

[Shariff Omega @0mega001]

Videos that finish my data 😂😂😂

[Julio  @arihojulio]

You remember the day I asked you guys to always respect people in uniforms? Well, I was wrong because these people in uniform have today ambushed and robbed an old man off his money worth 36Mugx as he was coming from bank driving to his home.
His two kids remained traumatized by the action caused and thank God one their father managed to run away, and his kid managed to fight those thieves.
CC BUKEDDE TV

[Gwen🍒 @Gweenneee]

Men nowadays don't even double text, once you ignore their messages it's over for you 🥲

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

“Once you learn patience, your options suddenly expand.”

— Robert Greene

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

Just in case you forgot, men lower their standards for s*x and raise their standards for marriage.

[Terrence Popp @PoppTerrence]

why i do what i do https://t.co/mJ2GmdZJ9y

[The married man @marriedmn]

Men, stay away from 35+ single women. The red flag is not simply her age. It is the bitterness, regret, baggage and results that can come from years of bad choices.

They are not looking for love. They are looking for a man to rescue them from the life they created.

[Essential Mastery @EssentialMastry]

“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.”

- Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Justine @mukamajustin2]

Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work

[Motiv Kasagga @MotivKasagga]

Kanungu OC CID resisted arrest following an order by Balam for his arrest over alleged corruption allegations!

The constables took it personal, he’s been eating alone. 😂

[King Switch @Magicswitch]

Mbu Mukola content mu bulamu bwabannamwe.. gwe ne bano mulowooza muli smart and funny.

Ebintu ebimu bijja batukaako in real-life, u will cease looking for views and likes

[King Switch @Magicswitch]

@BushenyiBouy Aliimba ebyo bili Scripted

[King Switch @Magicswitch]

Reminder

[𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 @mentormqsculus]

Modern women marry when they are SEXUALLY RETIRED.

She's had her fun. Seen every size. Tried every style. Took every ride.

Now she's burnt out, desensitized & bored of sex - that's when she suddenly wants a "good man" & marriage.

So you marry her, thinking you'll have a sex life.

Instead you're begging, trying to please her, buying lingerie, planning dates - & she just lies there, dry, cold, "tired."

You didn't get a wife. You got a retired party girl who used up her best years on other men.

I'll keep reminding you !

[King Switch @Magicswitch]

😂😂😂

[Da Sciencetist @SciencetistT]

I’m sure they regret inviting him

[Fact @Fact]

It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.

[King Switch @Magicswitch]

In their last days, they will eventually kneel before the King

[Sweet Soul @OhajiemoU85445]

You are Begging a broke a girl to accept your Proposal so you pay her bills..

Men are funny 🤣

[Ghost 🐺 @neightm04]

@AmukelaniMoyani This behaviour doesn’t start at this age.. When he was younger he got away with everything because “he’s just a child” and it was “cute”..

Secondly, where’s the father?