D.🌙

bitch I feel like KD, I ain’t playing this year.

[D.🌙 @MagikDylan]

he insisted on the Spider-Man hands.⚾️💙

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Teeth is very important!!! Idc how fine you is if your teeth fucked up YOU UGLY

[Howard Cole @Howard_Cole]

A Dave Roberts team unprepared for a big series. I’m stunned.

[D.🌙 @MagikDylan]

@SpiffeyAlonso you still got time

[marina @bloodmajicks]

notice how nobody says they want to be loved puerto ricanly

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Bar rescue got me through bad times jon taffer is in my will

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

He literally did nothing wrong and was objectively right about everything

[Randi White @RandiWhite]

Elon found out that most of us had him blocked.

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

Each one of these iron dome missiles costs the United States 150,000.

Watch your children’s future go up in smoke so that American Jews can play out the biblical fantasy of living in the Middle East.

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

[D.🌙 @MagikDylan]

@anto_ty 😭😭😭😭

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

Lucky Charms is linked to adrenal tumors in rats.

Oreo's are linked to concerns that could cause kidney tumors and damage nerve cells.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos can cause DNA mutations in white blood cells.

Gatorade is linked to cancer and hyperactivity.

What the hell is the point of the FDA if everything they approve is a literal poison?

[𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @cynnrr]

mind you-

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

Cars that last forever with no car payment >>>>>>>>>>

[may🍿 @whatever2067]

You killed Jesus bro

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

This means something to us. 🥹

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

Me after the Dodgers walked off the 60-96 Rockies:

[cooley🚾 @Ispeaklingo]

It’s goes in the comments talm bout where the jail niggas at ? Hoe where you think. Y’all so damn stupid😂😂

[t @gonnermeleggies]

Tweets like this are so funny cuz I actually live in California and the only place youll see this is Huntington Beach lol