Dr. Magistra Neely

Geriatric Millennial|
Classics PhD from THE Ohio State University | studying Roman poetry, trauma theory, ancient medicine, tragedy

[Dr. Magistra Neely @MagistraNeely]

Don't threaten me with a good time

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TIL: British people shouldn't be allowed to make pizza #gbbo

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Researching different pedagogical methods for my child and found out Dr. Montessori was into phrenology 😬

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New kind of Oedipus just dropped

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

just saw a tiktok of a girl who’s been dating her bf for 6 years, they’re both adopted and that’s how they connected. theyve done everything someone who’s been dating for 6 years would do…

she got them the 23 and me tests and found out her bf of 6 years is her full brother

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Going to see a taping of Wait Wait tonight and found out my 2.5 month old needs her own ticket, full price, wtf

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So this is a thing?

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@artistfuly When I studied there in 2005, there was a significant drop off in tourism in November

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is inexplicable.

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@FallaxHaruspex

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And here is a very serious scholar of literature enjoying the proper use of the subjunctive

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This book is one long contrafactual condition and it warms the cockles of my heart

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@MelissaOng69420 Because a single period is harsh, but I can't not use any punctuation...

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If I did both does that mean i need more therapy?

[Daniel Gould, MD, PhD @DJGould94]

People will literally do a PhD instead of going to therapy

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I want what this seal has

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A seal sleeping peacefully in a kelp forest, filmed off Lundy Island, UK.

Credit: Kaushiik Subramaniam

[SA Smythe @essaysmythe]

Is the ‘post’ in ‘post-pandemic’ the same as the ‘post’ in ‘postcolonial’? In this essay, I will…

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

The gender today is the smell of old books and a hot shower.

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@dougpriestphd @jackiantonovich I have that on a shirt!

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

not to diminish Hannibal’s achievement with all those elephants and everything but like he wasn’t traveling with a baby

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My husband: Twitter is full of garbage that's bad for your mental health

My Twitter feed:

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

brutal hippo attack caught on camera

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@JDCocchiarella But we don't want him either