laumakut

Manchester United 🔴🔴🔴 Accountant #Isaiah 60:22 Messi Stan 🇦🇷

[Ndifreabasi🎈 @OdiongNdifreke]

No forget wetin them use joke tell you o🤲😔

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

- @mreazi

[Michael A. @Kunlemyk_]

During audit, FIRS will disallow Entertainment expenses but when they come on field, these guys eat o. Okay where do you expect the Company to post that expense? Ehn? 😒😩

[Abdull Ibrahim, MD @Yantumakii]

Dear @dikko_radda

I am a doctor working with the state government, I am in dire need of a house I can call mine. Please, consider me ahead of the bandits.

Thank you 🙏🏽

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

How do I explain these?

Travel by Flight

Lagos to Abuja : ₦170,000
Lagos to Port Harcourt : ₦150,000
Lagos to Delta : ₦250,000

London (UK 🇬🇧 ) to Edinburgh (Scotland): £25(₦47,500)
London to Paris (France ) : £35(₦66500)
London to Barcelona (Spain): £20 (₦38,000)

Within Nigeria is more expensive than me travelling from UK 🇬🇧 to another European country.

Note: All these are roughly figures and not exact , time of bookings could change.

Nigeria air flight companies just like exploiting Nigerians.

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

The IGP crack team has arrested Ifechukwu Dennis who originated the fake voice that he passed on to his gullible targets as President Tinubu’s voice. Dennis was arrested in Benin. The police will issue an official statement.

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

@pxrcyishim Antony Taylor after Valverde hit one shot enter where president Tinubu dey sit

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Sad 😢 💔
Mr Michael Oyedokun, one of the abducted teachers of Community High School, Ahoro-Esinele Oyo state, has been b£h£aded by the bandits.

[V.I.C👨‍💻 @VIC_kutz]

💔🚨
The coffin couldn’t hold her body together. She was heavily pregnant with twins when she was sprayed with bullets and killed along with her husband in front of their home 😭💔

[Ayinin @iam_Ayinin]

Untill it’s time to protect the citizens from terrorist.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Whenever a woman asks for a break or space, this is what she really means:

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We were 4 friends watching Arsenal vs Atletico at my friend’s office last week. One of them asked me if I was travelling for the World Cup and I said No. I asked him if he was travelling and he said No.

The 3rd guy looked at the 4th and said “see as dem no ask me and you if we dey go” and everyone laughed and joked about it. They knew it was not malicious and boys joke about everything. But then, I realized how actions can have unintended impact on others.

[laumakut @Magitmakut]

@Tongshynen @iamoutsiider I don already Dey think of person wey go do design of ‘missing person’ on top banner for you😅

[Malama @MalamaAmaka]

K!lled by Fulani last night 😭
Rev.Choji, His wife and 2 kids
He was an ECWA pastor 😢

They are the spiritual parents of brother ya’u the Muslim Convert.
May God rest their soul

Keep Standing strong in the lord 🙌🏾

Neither death nor pain can separate us from the love of Christ

[laumakut @Magitmakut]

@Tongshynen They should meet you for lectures😅😂

[Mick Milee @MickMilee]

Last year, I met a man at a motor park in Makurdi.

He wasn’t begging.
He wasn’t even talking much.
Just sitting on a sack, staring into nothing.

I sat beside him. We started talking.

What he told me didn’t sound like the Nigeria we argue about online.

[GodlyAction @GodlyAction]

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men."

- Jesus

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

CHELSEA SACK COACH LIAM ROSENIOR https://t.co/WKarEpLo7o

[Godwin @godw3in]

From Kaduna to the Uber Arena ❤️