MgZn

yes, I know your aunt has a dog named maggie

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@flavortown @GuyFieri my larger-than-life-sized painting of you is part of the costume @GuyFieri @flavortown

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@jeremydlarson Damn, I’m turning “Tinder” into a 21st century surname

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@GovParsonMO @WUSTL Why did we, as medical professionals, have to knock on your door to beg you to listen to us and take action? Don’t you think you should’ve come to us?

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

tbt to when I tried to convince a household of my father, twin brother, grandfather, and 70-year-old step grandmother that I was not the one who tried to flush an entire nighttime menstrual pad down the toilet, flooding part of the basement below

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@wrabel why'd y'all cancel I came here for you

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

honestly if u talk to me and ur not talking about the hit pixar movie Cars 3: Driven to Win (2017) i don't care

[Manic Pixie Dream Girl @QuirkyMPDG]

Have you ever heard Chopin played on a melodica before?

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

My fake ID is so good, bars never suspect I'm not an organ donor

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

[slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@realDonaldTrump what do I have to do to get blocked by u

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@shelBritt UGH beautiful

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is literally THE worst thing to happen to a member of the executive branch in a theatre.

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@J_sped I'm going to dream about this tonight

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

You tell me not to attack you for your beliefs but your beliefs attack my identity

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

I'm glad that the trump and 3rd party voters are privileged enough to not have to worry about their rights being taken away with their vote

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

@realDonaldTrump daddy

[MgZn @MagnesiumZinc]

how am i supposed to attract boys at the sig tau event without my candy corn costume