Michael Cleary

The moon's a planet. Pluto's a planet. If you don't stop whinging I'll throw in Ganymede as well.

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Where did the chunks of carrot that used to be in everyone’s sick go?

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@Robbie_Reasons Yes, it's because Maggie Thatcher sold all our oil to a cunt in a suit

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@WatchReform @darrengrimes Cheekywank o clock

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@mcrstuart @raelbrav you can tell by the way the white women are dancing and laughing

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@nickdixon Yes mate, you saw a headline you didn't understand, the West has fallen etc.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad You knee benders want to be a colony of Trump

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@russellquirk @AndyHoltonDJ @BM47825514 Tory's destroyed the economy, numbers is numbers dumbass

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Why does Carl hate the UK? Is he racist?

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@ZoomerAZ97 @Sargon_of_Akkad I can tell from all your posts about the things you love about the UK

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@Skeletal_Chap2 Bro this came from your hard drive. You're the only one thinking about cat boys

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@SwanseaAxeman @Sargon_of_Akkad Is it a Russian bot pretending to be Welsh while his babushka powers his android phone on a bicycle?

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@philippilk A Russian bot calling UK impoverished is too funny. Your gran is on a bicycle providing power for your android phone.

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@philippilk The OBR is fake? Obviously a Russian bot thinks this but in the UK we have institutions.

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@philippilk Cool story bro. Every year brexit removes 100 bn from the economy every year. Doing what Russia want's is a lot more expensive than opposing their blood thirsty expansionism.

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@philippilk @DusenburyDavid @AmericanAffrs @FukuyamaFrancis Sounds like imperialism but with more wanking?

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@philippilk @FT I have no idea what this is. Is this cutting edge agricultural machinery in Russia?

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@philippilk @FT It must be nice to pretend other countries are failing as much as the dying regime in Russia. Does it keep you warm?

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@philippilk @FT "I'm not Russian, I just love Russian propaganda"

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@philippilk @FT The two most famous women that you can think of are porn stars. It's not our fault that you Russian bots wank yourself silly