Matthew Dunnington

same dude as @TiimeSlayer

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

My only goal or dream now,
now that I've seen what and how this public behaves and the events that follow when I get upset, like any normal person would,
is to just stumble across a painless way of killing myself. And people let this happen to a guy with nothing. Great idea!!!

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

I want to die so bad. My life was bad before but now, I think about suicide every day. Every day. Before, I could contact my family and hear their voice. Now, they've been replaced. Even my random encounters have been replaced with people who have the ability to appear anywhere

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

What?

No more tweets by all the celebrities?

Oh well. Kinda cool though. I don't have to worry so much about some stranger I want to know intimantly being some celebrity getting their kicks on being someone else.
I pray I actually run into a sane beautiful angel of the night

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@Nick_Offerman #splinterpicker

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@JayMewes You is???

But what about the evictions every other day?

Hahaha! Fuck you. Haha! Just kidding, just kidding.
But seriously, fuck you.

Just kidding. Just a little pissed about the whole taking sex away part, among other gone too far processing shit

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

Looking for that cool, tech nerdy, aesthetically pleasing gal to hike up some Hollywood hill to setup some Ubuntu firewalls & VPNs and do some post coital configurations with me.

Who's with me!!!!!????

*crickets (not that kind)

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

My brother Mike and I were watching a Beta tape of Eddie Murphy's Raw.
My ma walked by and said, and I quote: "what kinda jive ass shit are you 2 watchin?" pissed we were laughing at such vulgarity.
5 seconds later she was cracking up with us.
She was an Eddie Murphy fan after

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

I love names from the celestial.

#Vega

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@dobbsbot Sounds like you have to go to one of those treatment centers where they try to wash the the beatnik outta you.

[J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs @dobbsbot]

scoffers, blasphemers mockers, sinners, and the last true holymen in America today.

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@1jamiebell I like the roles you pick. Or you make me like the roles you pick.

Yes, the latter

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

I like to ad lib stuff and conversations around me. Judging by the their conversation, I want to hang out with this couple sitting across from me on the bus. We could walk around and just ad lib stuff and laugh.
Serious

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

Nice leap day graphics

on your home page

@Google

Serious

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

All that battery and data,
thank you AT&T by the way
for that excellent service plan with the extreme traffic throttling and the $10/Gb(!!!!!!) for additional data,
spent on trying to install and run as posted on internet, some geeky little Android VM. #

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

Steamboat native turns sports film into Grateful Dead tribute https://t.co/Q43wvzb0pT

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@CNN @RealRonHoward Really? Well if Bill says it's real, then it must be real.

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@dobbsbot What?

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

@KendallJenner @CalvinKlein "Deal with it" -

Things mostly said by people with large financial cushions

[Matthew Dunnington @Magnufire]

What??

People give birth through their anus's all the time.

#thingsoverheard