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Italian boy with a rare disease; my red blood cells are actually just pepperonis

[Ant @Magnum_264]

Life is beautiful, we're so lucky to be alive

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@NicoleEldredgee What about the song egg man

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The worst thing about Massachusetts is that it borders New Hampshire

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I redownloaded twitter just to say that people who wear shorts in winter are cocks 10 out of 10 times

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I feel like every girl named Bella is beautiful, except for Bella Thorne

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@Jack_Williamz No fucking way is that Ryan Fitzpatrick

[KT @IrishHandcuff]

Why is it the dudes with the body of Mr. Potato Head that are the most critical of women’s bodies?

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What the fuck! Rest In Peace @MacMiller 😪

[The_Girl_Nxt_Door @ifechi_vanessa]

Me when I'm offered premarital sex 😂😂😂

[Ant @Magnum_264]

Last night my dog had an anxiety attack so I stayed up late rubbing her stomach, and this morning she woke me up by throwing up on me

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@deshaunwatson just bought tickets to see my favorite NFL player open up the season in New England 🙏 let’s goooo #Texans

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I’m all of these smh https://t.co/x6Jq6H2jfd

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@IrishHandcuff I have a marsh behind my house will that work 🤔

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A pipe burst in my home so we had to shut off the water main, and all my fat ass is concerned with is how I’m gonna make mac n cheese when I get home

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All these XXXtentacion fans coming out of nowhere like

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@NicoleEldredgee My first kids name is gonna be Riplilpeep

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@Zack_Nardone Was it Jake Mosio

[Ant @Magnum_264]

Trump should deport people who wear emoji purses. I’d rather have illegal immigrants than them

[50cent @50cent]

I’m gonna write a song tonight, after I️ work out so l don’t jerk off.