Magnus Chhan 🍥

Professional napper. Former fetus. SAG-AFTRA
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[Magnus Chhan 🍥 @MagnusChhan]

I keep the city on my back. #LA

[Magnus Chhan 🍥 @MagnusChhan]

Let this dude run for president. It's currently not allowed but GOP ain't following rules anyway. At least this could have a promising outcome!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.

Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.

Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

[Magnus Chhan 🍥 @MagnusChhan]

Let's go Spurs!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.

Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail.

R - Photo put out by staffer.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I’m confused. Trump told us other countries pay the tariffs.

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

The next time you pull up to a national park and pay the entrance fee, know this:

Our parks have $23 billion in repairs that have never been made.

But instead of prioritizing that our national parks are clean, maintained, and ready for your next visit, the President is spending some of the money on vanity projects like painting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool blue.
https://t.co/VMWYaT0UgB

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Let me reframe this for you. This is the government questioning the government to see if the government covered up for the government in the Epstein files. Shockingly, the government told the government that the government did nothing wrong.

[Classical Liberal Caucus of Texas @LPCLC_TX]

You literally told the IRS to stop investigating your crimes and to permanently ban any current or future investigations from any agencies into you, your family, and buisnesses.

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 BREAKING: ProPublica reporter Robert Faturechi confirms the White House directly intervened to force the Pentagon to give a record-breaking loan to a startup just 3 months after Don Jr. invested in it.

The Trump administration is looting the country!

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

$200.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ashley St. Clair: "Stephen Miller is just a loser.... all MAGA are losers... what bonds MAGA together is hate and that they weren't cool in high school. They're all so insecure."
Seriously. Stop voting for these racist losers.

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

If you knew someone that had pleaded the 5th 97 times in court, had 34 felonies, 91 criminal charges, 26 sexual assault allegations, 6 bankruptcies, 5 draft deferments, 4 indictments, and a fake university & charity shut down for fraud, why the FUCK would you make him PRESIDENT??

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Lawyers from the DOJ are not allowing Pam Bondi to answer questions related to conversations she had with Trump.
This means DOJ is interfering in a congressional investigation and participating in a coverup.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Wow Pam Bondi REFUSED to testify under oath today to the house oversight committee. Her lawyer told her to refuse to take the oath, and that's what she did. Fucking criminals, all of 'em

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The sitting president of the United States sent lawyers from our department of justice to make sure our former Attorney General didn’t answer any questions about his potential involvement in a child sex trafficking ring.

But sure, nothing to see here, right?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: CNN reports Trump’s White House ballroom and renovation projects are now facing scrutiny over massive costs, inflated profit margins, and no-bid contracts.

According to reporting, one renovation project tied to the White House reflecting pool ballooned to $13.1 million; roughly seven times higher than Trump initially estimated, while investigators say the contractor received unusually high profit margins.

And now, while inflation hits a three-year high and Americans struggle with rent, groceries, and gas…

Why does Washington suddenly have unlimited money for spectacle?

[Magnus Chhan 🍥 @MagnusChhan]

@TheKitchenPB @MajorLeaguePB @BenJohns_pb Ben ballin'!