King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs

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I'm like, super pussy poggers

[fuckweeb @danknugv2]

That wasn’t a fight #PaulTyson

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

I've had so many dreams about it, it's become hard to remember reality.

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

I'm sorry

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

Solitude

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

Nothing quite like paying 7.63 for a drink that would cost ~2.40 at McDonald's

[IGN Finds @IGNDeals]

Barbie The Movie Collectible Ken doll with faux fur coat and headband is up for preorder at Amazon. Comes out January 31, 2024. https://t.co/CaG0stoKVf

[Ed Boon @noobde]

A couple of things about Celebrity Mortal Kombat 2 (by @n_reruns)

1. I literally L😂L a few times watching this.

2. AI is getting scary.

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

#XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

follow @XboxGamePass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers!

be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US!

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[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

We found the Zombie Kid a.k.a Jonathan! He still has an awesome face paint job and is here with the first review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: #MutantMayhem!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

“Ain’t nothin’ gonna to break my stride. Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no…” 🐢

🎥: Snapping turtle on the move at @PicturedRocksNL

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

You ever take a shit so hard you think about calling CPS on your parents for raising you to eat like this?

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

Hot Topic is fatphobic

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

"using a gif, tell me what anime hooked you"

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

It was actually really good. No arson today 🙌

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

I waited over 20 minutes for this burrito and I SWER if it's ass, I'm lighting something on fire

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

@Ayyeden07

[King Crab, the Crab King, King of Crabs @MagoTortuga]

Making a whole ass meal for ~6 for myself cuz I'm hungry but no one else can eat and I really want this specific food

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“can you explain the gaps in your resume?” yes that was when I worked really weird jobs that I don’t want you to know about