Maggie

actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen. she/her

[Mike Damone @damone_mike]

Me in 5th grade explaining my science project I did on the morning it was due…

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

I am begging you to unmute this

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

sorry i can’t hang out i have to watch my close and personal astronaut friends come back to earth

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me friends are coming back from their trip to da moon today! Me will have some cookies waiting for you. 💙🍪🌎

[laura j. brown @laurjbrown]

ok well try 9 years without eileen davidson on rhobh

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Alan picked actually the most perfect lineup of traitors

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Say a prayer for Santa as he approaches Venezuelan airspace. A sleigh covered in white powder and @PeteHegseth a few eggnogs deep is a deadly combination.

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

Millennials are the only generation who know how PDFs work, and we will use these powers to defeat evil

[paul @paulswhtn]

Glinda seeing Boq metal ass scowl at her from her balcony

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

how it feels to drink a diet coke at 8:30 am

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Currently libbing the fuck out

[Ebolaman @ebolaman131]

woke is back

[tré easton @treeaston]

me if they make libbing the fuck out a crime tonight

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

[Maggie @MagzLizz]

@Bubblebathgirl @David_Khait What the fuck does that have to do with getting people life saving medications? Especially with your immigrant ass last name

[Maggie @MagzLizz]

@ScottPresler You still can’t get republicans to vote in elections cause you’re losers who have completely lost the script

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[jon greenberg @jon_greenberg]

These guys are about to secure the perimeter at an Al’s Beef.

[Maggie @MagzLizz]

@DHSgov This plays like an actual black mirror episode. Absolutely foul to refer to a human as it. Also, aren’t you the ones about worked up about correct pronoun usage?

[Maggie @MagzLizz]

@iAnonPatriot They start at 5:30 PM dumb ass